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[praziluk]

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

[catchymemes]

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Every time I get lower back pain at work I think about that scene from the incredibles where Mr. Incredible is being stretched by the giant robot and his back clicks in juuuust the right way and he laughs triumphantly and proceeds to tear the robot to pieces

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

God I wish that were me

[lovelyporridge]

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down

[aflo]

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

[sataniccapitalist]

The NYPD deleted this tweet, but the fact is they proudly displayed having caught people who took diapers and cough medicine.

Basic. Necessities.

This is not public safety. This is cruelty on display.

[funnytwittertweets]

[calamitys-child]

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[waluiqi]

i just went on facebook and

[the-chikyuu-times]

[poppy-alex]

#disaster rue

[dailyeuphoria]

RUE & JULES

2.05 Stand Still Like a Hummingbird

[wells-hannah]

ZENDAYA’S ACTING… GIVE HER ALL THE AWARDS

[ariangrande]

Hey, Cass. I have a quick question for you. How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?

EUPHORIA 2x05 — Stand Still Like the Hummingbird

[softkathy]

[gaysidneycrosby]

the stock market is so silly like girl you made that up