lmao

this is where i dump the things my brain conjures. if you have trypophobia im sorry about my header image

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sometimes I forget that tumblr is an actual legitimate company with a bunch of employees and not like ten slightly inebriated people huddled over a pc at 1 am in a basement discussing how many ways they can say fuck you to twitter

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if anybody is feeling down about themselves just remember that those chunky and misshapen nerds and skittles exist and those are always everybody’s favorite

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question when you go outside for the grass do you sauté it or roast it first before eating

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all my friends are bread

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I’m getting the inkling that the baldurs gate 3 announcement about being able to fuck a bear just increased the furry population by a large margin

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Corporate lingo:

“please advise” = can you fucking reply

“per my last email” = bitch did you even read it

“kindest regards” = fuck you

“10-4” = k

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Disaster? Oh no, I said bisaster. I’m gay and my inability to make a decision causes problems for everyone

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Happy pride month

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I’m gonna make it my personal mission to put giant googly eyes on anybody who gets that stupid Apple vr headset

Yeah you used to have $3500 that’s cool you Wall-E lookin ass

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It’s midnight but I got out of bed cause I wanted a snack and so I tossed a piece of dried squid in the air fryer and now I’m back in bed chewing on this thing and my two cats are circling me plotting to mug me.

I’m thriving

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Maybe it’s cause it’s a Japanese game and I’m so used to seeing weird shit in Japanese games but when I first saw Pewter while playing AI Somnium Files it didn’t occur to me that he’s gay

but now that I look at him I’m like. Fuck. He’s so fucking gay

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Harry Potter was an isekai wasn’t it

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consider a magical girl anime except the characters transform from their work selves to their online selves

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genuine question how do some people live without having hyperfixations running through their head every single moment of their day

the moment my current obsession starts fizzling out of fuel I start feeling literal withdrawal symptoms

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do y’all sometimes have those days where you’re like I want to watch/listen to something while I do some activity but I don’t want to play the same video I’ve watched a million times but I also don’t have the brain capacity to start something new and I DEFINITELY don’t want to sit in the deafening silent screaming of my own thoughts

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bro I’m playing the sonic gets obliterated game and it’s fucking danganronpa

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part 2 tails is really cute and we can’t find anything in the trash it’s just like Pokémon

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bro I’m playing the sonic gets obliterated game and it’s fucking danganronpa

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There’s so many things I love about this

How sonic has the family guy death pose like he died from the fucking glue trap meme

tail’s expression of mild horror and discomfort

“Why is Amy so happy” my friend: “life insurance payout”