I Like Turtles

Mary | 21 | INFP | Hufflepuff | Pisces I'm just here for the laughs.

[veryfunnymemes]

[bob-belcher]

[aseriesofcomebacks]

[123029393]

Visit Original Link

[nintendonut1]

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

[bad1dimagines]

[xxziggystardust]

[lesbiandomesticity]

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[pinkdolphin12]

op are you okay

[lesbiandomesticity]

yes im married to her now

[catboythanatos]

[yungduhm]

The signs as sines

Aries: sin(θ)

Taurus: sin(360°)

Gemini: sin(270°)

Cancer: sin(π/2)

Leo: sin(π/4)

Virgo: sin(40°)

Libra: sin(3π/4)

Scorpio: sin(π/6)

Sagittarius: sin(80°)

Capricorn: sin(10π)

Aquarius: sin(420°)

Pisces: sin(2π/3)

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[phaxes]

[bubbleywubbley]

Accurate description of Florida.

[colin-vian]

[phobias]

you’d be the coolest person breathing if i hold my breath

[lucatiel]

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

[helloimdumbo-deactivated2022050]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[spite]

when he texts you first

[floralls]

(by qrumipan)