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adrien | he/they | danganronpa enthusiast | filthy kinnie 

[tealesbian]

gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month

cishets: UMMMMMM wHeReS tHe StRaIgHt PrIdE fLaG???????????

me, a lesbian, here to bring you hets some good news: here’s your flag!

[tealesbian]

i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:

[slysfreespeechspace]

What you are doing here is exactly what you don’t want done to you: stereotyping people based on their sexual orientation. Way to be just like the people you hate. Congratulations, you too can be a bigot and an asshole.

[contagiousiridescence]

someone’s not having a good kia summer sales event

[fake-bnha]

All Might: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you two would need a fake ID.

Bakugou: *incoherent mumbling*

All Might: Huh?

Midoriya: …You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.

[memewhore]

[loamsome]

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

Bill Nye validates you and thats all you need

[arrymoon-deactivated20221207]

I love you, Bill Nye

[dancinbutterfly]

Using white cishet male privilege for good: A How-To Guide by Bill Nye

[thehornedpotato]

Literally almost every Kokichi Ouma x reader fic I’ve seen

Kokichi: (y/n)….. I love you

(y/n): was that a

Fucking Lie?

[deactivated-blog]

Where did my cyanide go I had it 2 seconds ago

[sloveniasgooglehistory-archive]

the other England was asking how much he needs to poison someone a day ago

… I knew it was suspicious

[ltab-moving]

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

[ltab-moving]

yes white people CAN and probably SHOULD reblog this just dont add on anything.

[heyyyalll35-deactivated20210325]

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah. Just make sure it doesn’t look the same.”

[taakitz]

hey,

[girpgorp]

um.

[micaxiii]

oh

[quasarkisses]

jack black is nega adam sandler

sandler still thinks being offensive is funny, while mr. black fucked off for a decade making kung fu pandas one to one million and came back sensitive enough to play a teenage girl trapped in his body without making it transphobic

[wukodork]

- without making it transphobic or sexist

[saintdollyparton]

And you can still go back and watch School of Rock and enjoy it!

[wyrm-craft]

[milceryclass-deactivated2024081]

[criis-chan]

I needed to make a Danganronpa x Dead by Daylight crossover <3. I’ve been playing quite a lot lately haha~ And The Legion is just <3<3<3<3

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[d-3-lus-10-nal]

Anytime i see someone argue with the booty diaries…

[wrongumbrellaacademy]

Klaus: When I’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Diego: What?

Klaus: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Allison: Can we go back to the bit where he said “when I’m murdered?”

[ikealanterns-deactivated2020112]

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

[vanpalmerdefender]

Hey, that girl you made fun of for dressing like an emo, her dad dresses up like a pharmacist, makes useless machines and gets beat up by a platypus in a fedora. Yeah, it’s not always how it seems, so think before you act.

[985491538712658]

is it possible to feel a connection to someone you’ve never met

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*