the coolest cat around

no pronouns. don't refer to me

[rnismatch]

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[gingertomcat]

Special agent Dale Cooper trying to have a covert conversation in Twin Peaks:

[rb2so4]

One pie with extra special agent on it please

[ticktock6002]

Idgaf

mizu chuckling. Mizu at peace. Mizu in love. Mizu being safe. Mizu experiencing genuine happiness. I do not care

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

[galaxywarp]

[xuunies]

SHE-RA won my Patreon voting poll, so here’s some Catra/Adora :3 

glad to have finally drawn some fanart for it!

PATREON | STORE | KO-FI

[fuzzychildchopshop]

moonlight

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[dribbonart]

Old Habits Die Hard