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Lan Wangji: Sorry I haven’t been around, I lost Wei Ying last night.......

Lan Xichen: You lost Wei Wuxian?

Lan Xichen: Did you find him?

Lan Wangji: Not like that.......

Lan Xichen: Oh

Lan Xichen: OH

Lan Xichen: OH MY GOD

Lan Xichen: I’m so sorry

#anime #funny #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #lan zhan #lan wangji #lan xichen #lan huan #wei ying #wei wuxian #yiling patriarch #wangxian #mo dao zu shi

Chuuya, locks Dazai in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Dazai: What? Isn’t it illegal to leave a child locked in the car?

#anime #funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai x chuuya #chuuya #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk

Wei Wuxian, as the Yiling patriarch: Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I felt something.

#anime #funny #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #wei ying #wei wuxian #yiling patriarch

Chuuya, hoping for a normal day: Good morning

Dazai: I’m going to try to become left handed.

#anime #funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #chuuya #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #soukoku #skk #bsd skk

*soukoku kissing*

Dazai: You’re my best friend

Chuuya:

Chuuya: I’m your what

#anime #funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #soukoku #incorrect bsd quotes #they dont completely hate eachother in this okay lmao

Atsushi: Do you sell happy meals?

McDonalds worker: We do.

Atsushi: Yeah can I get that without the meal?

McDonalds worker:

Atsushi: Please.

#anime #funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #incorrect bsd quotes

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Jiang Cheng, nudging Wei Wuxian: That should have been you.

Wei Wuxian: I’m sorry I didn’t become a doctor.

Jiang Cheng: No I meant the guy having a stroke.

#anime #funny #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

Chuuya: you’re a dumbass.

Dazai: Why do you hurt me with words?

Chuuya: Do you want me to use rocks?

#anime #funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai x chuuya #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya #dazai #dazai osamu #soukoku

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, did you glue the bottle to the ceiling.

Wei Wuxian: *inhale*

Wei Wuxian: Mayhaps

#anime #funny #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #wangxian

Wei Wuxian: I have decided that I am in fact a snack. It’s just that no one’s hungry.

Lan Wangji, under his breath: I’m starving.

#anime #funny #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #wei wuxian #wangxian

Wei Wuxian: I need some serotonin

Lan Wangji: *stands up*

Lan Wangji: *sits back down*

Lan Wangji: I didn’t remember what serotonin was until after I stood up to go get you some

#anime #funny #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #wangxian

Sizhui: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday.

Wei Wuxian: What?

Lan Wangji: He almost got kidnapped.

Wei Wuxian: Oh okay.

Wei Wuxian: WAIT WHAT

#anime #funny #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #wei wuxian #yiling patriarch #lan sizhui #lan yuan #wen yuan #(wwx at least knows abt sizhui but also maybe if he didnt die?????)

Lan Wangji: It’s time we talk about the birds and the bees

Lan Sizhui: Okay

Lan Wangji: They are disappearing at an alarming rate

#anime #funny #lan zhan #lan wangji #lan sizhui #lan yuan #wen yuan #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

Lan Wangji: What are all these dead bodies doing here?

Wei Wuxian: Honestly, not much.

#anime #mdzs #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

Lan Wangji: Your coffee

Wei Wuxian: Could I have a little spoon please?

Lan Wangji: Certainly

Lan Wangji: *delicately embraces him from behind*

Wei Wuxian: Lovely

#anime #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lan wangji

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