JAMIE

Just a girl who can't reach shelves and sleeps a lot.

[alexander]

[snufkunt]

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

[grandnutin-deactivated20200122]

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

[amayikes]

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

[hduece]

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

[crawl-out-through-the-fallout]

I FINALLY FINISHED THESE. So happy with how they turned out! (You are free to use them however you’d like, just don’t erase my watermark please.)  

edit: I accidentally put two PAMs instead of K-L-E0 oops

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

I want a man who’ll educate me on things I don’t know about without making me feel stupid or him just trying to be intellectually superior

[zodiacatsea]

Carbonated milk. It’s a bad idea. There’s no debate.

[classicmeevs]

But you admit its an idea

[averagefairy]

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[fauxfable]

the tail wag on her way down

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[kylo-ren-writes]

Kylo Ren Trying To Win You Over Would Include…

Request: anon requested:

“Headcannon on kylo tryna win you over”

A/N: Okay I think this turned out pretty terrible but I think there are parts to it that are good, so I hope it is at least alright, anon. Thanks for requesting!

Kylo Ren trying to win you over would include:

Kylo Ren always gets what he wants

Kylo is relentless

He will always try to be near you

Or, Kylo will make sure that you are working near him

Kylo isn’t very vocal about his attraction towards you

But, it’s the little things he does that make you aware of his little crush

At first you didn’t want to get involved with him

But Kylo Ren is relentless

Kylo would always look out for your safety

And he would never allow you to do anything that could get you hurt

Kylo always trying to talk to you

Kylo trying to impress you with his abilities in the force

Kylo always showing off his dominance

Especially in front of General Hux

Which secretly turns you on but you don’t want him to know

Kylo only being nice to you

When Kylo still wore his mask he would only allow you to see his face

Cause he wanted you to see beyond the monster under the mask

Kylo showing his face to you for the first time really attracted you to him

Kylo treating you with respect because he actually genuinely respects you

Kylo valuing your opinions and ideas and taking them into consideration

Kylo secretly watching over you but allowing you to take care of yourself

Kylo taking your side if Hux ever gives you shit

Kylo using his menacing dominant presence to ward off unwanted attention

Which you are severely grateful for

You being totally into Kylo Ren but wanting to see how far he’ll go

You know you can always count on kylo

Kylo will always be there for you

You flirting with Kylo to see how he would react

Kylo sensing your attraction towards him

So he uses it to try to “win you over”

Kylo giving you suggestive looks

And doing suggestive things

Which turns you on

After a long while you eventually giving into him

Because Kylo Ren always gets what he wants

And Kylo always had your heart

(I honestly delayed releasing this because I hated how it turned out but it’s probably not as bad as I think it is. Maybe. *sigh*)

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

[80sgorl]

on new year’s eve if you play allstar by smash mouth at 11:59:41 then at midnight you’ll roll into the new year with the lyrics “the years start coming and they don’t stop coming”. start off your new years right

[embezzled-memes-deactivated2017]

[raxcaeli-deactivated20191117]

i don’t know what to do with this information

[majokkoromance-deactivated20250]

when u and ur friend are on different aesthetic planes but u still talk shit

[bubblypsycho]

person: god dang it

god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED

[imagines-by-loki-and-kylo]

Reading a really bad fanfiction: 

[clvbpenguin]

my mom doesn’t even text me back