Ahoy, me Hearties!

Are you a fan of Black Sails? Do you like well-written characters? Inspiring story-arcs? A bit of tragedy? Love against all odds? Do you spend hours upon hours day-dreaming about pirates, ships and hard-working gals? Do you think Charles´ job is something more than just showing off his abs? Then you have come to the wrong place. Here we make fun of everything. Please press Esc to continue.

[mccoyly]

black sails + tilt shift

[bububububak]

I love this - can someone make more? Pretty please :)

[itmightrain]

How Often Do You Sin + Black Sails Men (insp.)

credit to my beloved @cyclesprefect for the assist

[bububububak]

How Eleanor really got back to Earth to haunt her hubby.

[bububububak]

I presume the Plot Armour*TM was on sail again.

[bububububak]

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SEASON FINALE

    ... and here we are – the end of the line... Mind the gap. Do not step out onto the tracks. Please do not leave your luggage unattended on the station.

     What a ride it has been. At last we got a nice bittersweet happy end, which I honestly wasn´t expecting – I was convinced the finale would be more on the bitter side, more "treasure-islandy" (meaning everybody would lose, no middle grounds, violent men meeting a violent end - that sort of thing). Then again I´m quite a cynical person. Suffice to say my feelings were... mixed. 

     Oh and the last five minutes of the show is where I get to see Mary Read?! Screw you, guys! I like the casting choice though. Still no match for mine :D

     Let´s get serious for a while. As you might have noticed I´m not a particularly good blogger, mainly because of my refusal to communicate in other respects than solely with crackpics, but I though now that Black Sails have ended, I should take the time to talk a bit about the future of this blog. First thing’s first – I´m not going to stop. I still have a few ideas for some season four crackpics that I haven’t been able to make, because I just haven´t had the time. And I still don´t, so my uploading schedule will be quite irregular, much like it was this past month.

     After that I might do a Black Sails rewatch, make some more puns about Charles´s abs (oh, I haven´t forgotten about those!), maybe make some videos, if I can get my Windows Movie Maker to start fucking working. I´m also planning on doing a "What really should have happened to these pirates" histocal(ish) series, once I figure out how to actually accomplish it, so that it fits the tone of the blog (yeah, spoiler alert XD ). Finally, should the blog ever become a bit stale, I might start adding some content that is not exclusively Black Sails related, yet still pirate or "Age of Sail" themed – for example the 2012 Treasure Island miniseries - I think is quite good (shut up, it is) or the Hornblower series or the AC4: Black Flag game (the song in the beginning is from there, listen to it, it plays on the season-finale-feels like a balalaika :)), and who knows, maybe in ten years time Starz will make that Treasure Island spin off...

     Kudos, if you´ve made it this far down my verbal diarrhoea. I have one last announcement to make – in order to celebrate the four years of BS I will be changing my avatar (because I have a ton of silly screenshots and the current one is a bit shit), hope I spared you the shock…

Bye!

[bububububak]

The drama is real.

[bububububak]

One more episode to go... you can do it!

[bububububak]

Crazy cat ladies.... crazy cat ladies everywhere!

[bububububak]

Noooo - not the cat story!

[bububububak]

Srsly it made me jump.

[naufragium]

[bububububak]

So that’s what the treasure was for!

[bububububak]

Inspired by this beauty:

[bububububak]

Forgot to post this. Seemed a bit crap before, now it’s just tasteless. lol

[bububububak]

A little domestic.

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The story so far. 

[bububububak]

Coming up next...

LOL

[bububububak]

Let the battle begin!

P.S. Did you notice how everyone in this episode kept fucking up the grammar with “he and I vs me and him”. It was driving my sister nuts (very entertaining :D ) 

[significanceofmoths]

Yes! I kept yelling “me” at the screen. 

[bububububak]

Same here. I believe it was Woodsey who fucked up in the most recent episode. Somebody ought to teach the stupid writers some proper grammar. What do the pay them for, ffs?! :D