dam this is rlly it huh

Mostly Shitposts

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[falseknees]

Ferbruary

[spacehippieface]

[weepyemperor]

Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all

[pc98-rom]

Dewey, 2009

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[fairycosmos]

affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

[16tinyfrogs]

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

[theriu]

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

[niftythriftythings]

I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

[nyctosaurid]

did it work

[fangedjester]

[fangedjester]

This video is getting big so I just want to add something-

This video is cute because millipedes are cute. They love nothing more than dirt, cucumber, and each other. They enjoy the walks of life and, even hesitant, continue to explore it. And they don't walk or crawl, they skip and gallop! Learn something from them and eat some cucumber, talk a walk, and maybe skip while you're at it.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[si-lee-me]