Forks in Buckets

A blog where I write down my silliest thoughts

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[mckitterick]

[makumau0]

*insert middle finger touhou on blast*

[makumau0]

+ middle apprentice ishy

[bucketofforks]

wingbeat wip

[bucketofforks]

vampire with a kink for going inside houses: please let me in please let me in please please pl

[bucketofforks]

have you seen the new gloshenspob oh you have to try it oh yeah no you actually need blogenspoks and doomabobs to get actually use it oh but yeah you dont have to have those but everyone has it and everyone will get it no i didnt interchange oh do you want to do ploobs yeah well you need a membership to do ploobs at the ploob center oh the price gets more expensive the closer it is to your home oh do you want to watch season 6 of slopglop: adventures of glima you can only watch it on hoobus3 oh yeah you gotta pay a subscription hey buy this for that oh but you need these to buy this for that

[bucketofforks]

draft clearing but it's the same way someone would have a garage sale and it's just full of things you would never buy

[bucketofforks]

girl you are so fun and interesting do u mind being studied by sigmund over there thanks

[bucketofforks]

ok that's enough from me

[bucketofforks]

call my bud a cave with the way im diving inside them

[bucketofforks]

call my boy a rocky road with the way he's tumored up down there

[bucketofforks]

call my girl my sourdough with the way she's yeasted up down there

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

[shencomix]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"king charles" im not calling a real person that it's 2026

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if that fucking guy must be referred to, then "Mr. Charles Windsor" is the highest level of formality I'm giving him, and frankly I'm not sold on the Mister bit. eat my ass charlie boy

[moringmark]