couldn't commit to a comic, couldn't commit to an animation, so i made whatever this is
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dialogue for readibility:
A: who were you talking to? Was it that gentleman again?
V: Al! that was no one important, ((a nobody, really...)) nothing you should worry your pretty little head about.
A: now now, don't lie to me, Vincent. Are you going behind my back?
V: I wouldn't-
V: you know-
A: tut tut.
V: i'm doing this for our interest,
A: only the truth now
A: it's pitiful, really. i hate watching you run around begging other people for help.
V: y'want me to beg you?
A: Vincent, dearest. Get your head out of the gutter. I'm the only help you need.
V: right! right.
I haven't been able to get this au out of my head since first learning about it as it slowly consumes my mind like a parasite, so of course I just had to draw it ^^
Au made by @candysignal they're work is seriously unbelievable and if you love chubby Vox, needy streamer overload, and darker subject matter I would highly recommend checking them out :D
vox fanart + my 3am hc(s) of vox's tv specs below the cut (cw// shitpost, backend bullshit engineering)
VOX's TV SPECS!!📺🦈
Display Panel : Tandem OLED (2-Stack)
- This is the one they use in the newest IPad Pros btw! You can definitely call him an IPad.
Size/Profile : 0.8" Ultra-Slim Flatscreen
- He can STILL have a neck here.. It's flat enough to be a flat screen.
Aspect Ratio : 4:3
- CLASSIC TV & Vox's boomer roots!! This is the traditional, older aspect ratio also used for older CRT TVs—which he used to have!
LISTEN.. HE IS NOT A 16:9 WIDESCREEN TV!!!! HE IS NOT RECTANGLE ENOUGH!! tho im sure his old tv head is 16:9 widescreen (see picture below)
Resolution : 5760 x 4320 (roughly 24.88 megapixels—6K resolution!)
- 8k is cool & all but I feel like I'm looking into his "TV pores" and I think he'd prefer to have a resolution that doesn't put those TV pores on blast BUT STILL counts as high-definition!
Refresh Rate : 400Hz
- Most humans perceive fluid motion at around 24–30 frames per second (which is why movies use 24fps). HOWEVER, to see a SEAMLESS image, we usually need about 60 Hz. Vox may be an old ass man but he is also a high-strung overlord who can canonically fight! 250Hz is the "overclocked" equivalent of a fighter pilot perceiving changes in v high-stress situations. Since Vox is not even human anymore, I HC his refresh rate is slightly above a fighter pilot, a bit higher than a high end TV's 144Hz & a lot closer to a gaming laptop's 480Hz.
Response Time (GtG) : Around ~0.03ms (Because he is an OLED, his pixel response time would be near-instantaneous!)
- Let me clarify: Response Time =/= Reaction Time!! Response time refers to how fast his PIXELS change color! This not referring to how fast his brain processes a glass thrown by Val & tells his body to dodge.
TV Antennas : 7G signal receivers for instant uploading (7G exists in hell IDC!!! THE NUMBER 7 IS JUST A SKEWED LOOKING "V" THAT STANDS FOR VOXG)
Durability : I think this is a bold headcanon but I believe he is level 10+ on the MOHS scale, like, diamond levels of hardness. You can probably key his face & it wouldn't rlly scratch.
- HOWEVER, if we are talking about real life physics?? Extreme hardness is equal to EXTREME BRITTLENESS. His Impact resistance? ZERO. Give him a solid right hook & his screen will shatter.
- He probably has a swappable faceplate system to deal w/ every broken screen.
Cooling System : Idk a portable handheld electric fan ig?? 🤷 idk I think demon physiology has something to do w/ this.
Heat/Temperature : He can throw a very hot, MANIC & electrically-charged tantrum w/o the glass cracking (but will absolutely bluescreen)
Audio : Built-in Dolby Atmos 128-channel spatial audio (Vox w/ 3D sound when he is trying to speak to a wider audience. That little max volume thingy he does when he speaks? Yes. Why not?)
ok WHAT ABOUT THE BACKEND?
Canonically, he seems to only have 7 ports FOR HIS head? With no HDMI cables? (Is he a server rack???) This excludes the retractable cables attached to his body & limbs. Also HE DOESN'T PLUG THESE ACTIVELY so I'm not gonna justify why he is able to run a 6K display at 400Hz with 7G connectivity without plugging his 7 (implied multipurpose & hardworking) ports/cables. He has bisexual demon magic⚡An IRL standard DisplayPort 2.1 would be shitting it's pants trying to push 6K @ 400Hz.
ANW this is my bullshit engineering headcanon for his PORTS, aka Vox's nerdy equivalent of piercings :
PORT 1-2 : Broadcasting Uplink & Downlink — Uplink is for broadcasting his face to every screen. Downlink is for absorbing every camera feed in hell.
PORT 3 : Audio Master Bus — Allows him to attach to any audio system he can get his hands on.
PORT 4 : Charging I/O — Tether to anything that can support his electricity-based powers & increases his reach. Like a parasite. He is a parasite.
PORT 5 : Cooling Unit — I said idk about the cooling system BUT WHAT IF this is the port for the "faceplate swaps", or when he needs to plug in a cooling unit because he’s overheating from a tantrum? YESSS
PORT 6 : Six is a good number (also this is probably a Legacy AV (audio/visual) that he secretly keeps around, "unused", juuuuuust in case he ever needs to interface with certain... analog tech 👀)
PORT 7 : Management port (IPMI) — If he crashes port 7 stays active so his ass can be rebooted
Note : OLED has burn-in risk so i like the idea he does those snazzy "screen glitches" so the pixels doesn't burn into his screen (It's called pixel shifting!!)
As for everything else? mmmm cartoon demon magic idk 🌈
—thank u for reading this far pls pray for my sleeping schedule to get fixed
sooo I have an AU idea where Charlie has 1 year to try to redeem Vox, otherwise he'll be killed because causing a revolution against Heaven is not just a children game
also there's a lot of silentstatic 'cause I can't wait for S3 (Alastor having an emotional boost because Vox dgaf anymore and Vox just wanting to end it all)
its five in the fucking morninf in my country this took 14+ hours of work, hi!! here's one of radiostatic's many conversations about sex, i guess kind of a fluff/comfort comic??? but vox makes a tasteless joke about cheating while not reading the fucking room so cw on that lol
they're in an established relationship! al is staying at the vee tower for a little while<3
love this asexual radiostatic, no dick no balls, just platonic vibes/ref
(yes vox its fucking great ur joking about ur ace-spectrum partner not being able to fulfill your wants rn so you'd cheat on him with your business partner instead, anyway he's an idiot forgive him for that absurdity smfh)
a headcanon of mine is that, due to the time alastor came from, he has the subconscious idea (which hes trying to work on but it's been ingrained within him since he was born on earth and hes only seen some of the worst people that do believe that in hell when he came) that a partner must fulfill their lover's sexual needs (among with you know, a bunch of mysoginistic stay at home wife shit), so whether he masks or likes it or not hes kinda insecure of whenever he feels icked out by sex or the idea of sex and tries to force it still, i also like the idea that he does sometimes have sexual relations with vox when he's not icked out about it but not due to arousal, more of teasing vox and seeing him happy and in a good mood after :]
oh and by the way—vox spoiled the shit out of alastor after that, because al seemed to still be annoyed (aka hurt but trying to hide that hes hurt💀) about what he said, they went to an antique store and vox got al a little room for him to chill at the vee tower when al's over and he's busy, dating the CEO of voxtek has its perks!
god i love them so much and i'm so excited to see yall's reblogs and comments on this one EEEEK<333
if you liked this flavor of fluff, i made another small radiostatic comic like this! here!
(uhm, suggestive??? not actual nsfw???? eh????????????) this is kind of a part 2 to this comic <3
radio demon tickle monster
(hmm yes hes so used to saying empty threats to alastor from when they were enemies that he still does it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGRKHAP OLD HABITS!!!)
i got an ask about whether or not vox is ticklish in my art (perma body swap??? my usual established relationship radiostatic?? idk but i went for the latter and only realized later irs prob the former) and ended up getting so inspired i made this WHOLE small comic about it, but instead of replying to the ask directly with it im now too embarrassed to reply with this whole elaborate comic if it turns out it's about the perma body swap AU, I'M TOO PATHETIC OKAY HAHDPANRLWVRLEHEPGPRHUFQO i am 2 seconds old and my brain is the size of a grain of rice :3
Happy two year anniversary to the first 2 episodes of hazbin coming out and the day I fell in love with my darling!!! I love you so much V and seriously wouldn't be here without you, you've changed my life in so many amazing ways and I can't wait to spend many more years together! My love, my weather boy<3
He got given new tail and spa day and got to wear his Alastor shirt today so he is a happy boy! ^^
Well maybe not so happy about being piled on by his kids XD
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