Pepe Silvia

IM A SCARY LIZARD FREAK AHHHHHHH

[zsazsagapoor]

[zsazsagapoor]

Rumple fucks

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

[twilight-blaze]

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

[webboygirl]

sorry what

[communistkenobi]

[lesbianshepard]

[lesbianshepard]

the context is the final line Martial 5.34 if anyone’s wondering:

To you, father Fronto and mother Flacilla, this girl

I commend: she was my sweet and my delight.

Little Erotion must not be frightened by the dark shades

and the monstrous mouths of Tartarus’ hound.

She was due to complete the chills of a sixth midwinter, no more,

Had she not lived that many days too few.

Now let her frisk and play among old friends

Now let her chatter, and so lisp my name.

And let the soft turf cover her brittle bones:

Earth, lie lightly on her: she lay lightly on you.

[valtsv]

it's always kind of funny to me when people insist that honesty is a virtue and you should always tell the truth because being good at lying is something that's been almost universally celebrated for thousands of years by pretty much all of humanity. like there are literally multiple folk tales and legends throughout history and across cultures that involve the hero tricking their adversary in order to win, and it's usually considered a disadvantage to mythical creatures such as faeries that they can't say things that aren't true.

[valtsv]

lying to cops is an act of classical heroism

[zsazsagapoor]

No shame spiral quite like laying on the bathroom floor going over the reasons why u hate yourself and everyone around you hates you

[zsazsagapoor]

Pray I don’t shit my self in dans country market

[zsazsagapoor]

[zsazsagapoor]

Pray I don’t shit my self in dans country market

[zsazsagapoor]

I support gay rights but more importantly I support gay wrongs.

Man slaughter? More like man slayyyyyyyyyyyy 😜

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[princessgemma12]

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

holy fuck

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this is the only cool place that has ever existed in the history of humankind

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

nothing else has ever mattered

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[zzoupz]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[plum-soup]

damn trans ally dale real

[perrybearwaks]

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[zsazsagapoor]

Please I’m trying to find a screen grab meme. It was early tik tok that like little blonde girl dancing and someone asked if she supports gay rights and like mid dance move she’s like no🫶🏻 I have no idea how to Google it but it’s so funny please!!!! I’m gay I need this. !!!!!!!