here’s how buddie roommate era can still win-

TALK VALENTINA | she/her | ao3

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exeunt, pursued by the narrative

pairing: buck/eddie

summary:

Buck scales the fourth wall.

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i suppose i could do something with horses. ranch hand au. brokeback el paso.

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a little bored of building the farmstand au. now considering a tattoo artist/bartender werewolves au build.

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the fact that i can keep bobby’s mom almost entirely canon for the leverage au…..the woman you are……….

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buck's buddies & baked goods is coming along swimmingly

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van is a WIP but i would not eat anything made in here

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buck's buddies & baked goods is coming along swimmingly

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returning to my farmers market au but buck lives in a van and cares for animals (and bothers bobby daily at his inn/pub/restaurant because cooking on a hot plate in his van suckkkkksssss)

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landslide by fleetwood mac is BANNED at 118 karaoke nights because buck starts crying so maddie starts crying so chimney starts crying so hen starts crying so karen starts crying so eddie starts crying so ravi starts crying and harry just watches as they all hug and screamsing on stage together and texts athena to come pick him up cuz he’s scared

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there’s an AU out there where eddie becomes a masked vigilante hero and it’s obvious to everyone at the 118 that the guy in a slutty turtleneck and leather pants calling himself El Bombero doing MMA on the guys harassing women walking home at night is one Eddie “Fight Club” Diaz EXCEPT for buck because, “eddie would never do something illegal”

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thinking about chris feeling uneasy about eddie bonding with theo. and it making him consider what it would have been like if shannon had actually been pregnant before she asked eddie for a divorce and then immediately got fridged. and having to admit that he might have hated that, because what if shannon had been able to be present for a child that wasn’t chris. and him telling buck this, and buck having to admit he’s felt a similar way about his own parents. and how they might have loved him if he’d saved daniel. and how chris might shift a little closer to buck on the couch as they watch eddie stop theo from jumping off the top of the jungle gym. and how chris might whisper to buck that he likes to see his dad run around like an idiot. and that he’s happy buck showed up and never left. and that buck is gonna be a really good dad. and buck gets to say. well yeah. i had practice with the best kid in the whole world. and someone cries and it’s probably theo skinning his knees but it’s also probably buck.

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buck and eddie are so freakishly in sync that they would plan to propose on the same day in very similar ways and either propose at the same time OR play mind games with themselves and others by trying to outsmart each other

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if buck and eddie had a child via surrogate there’s a chance they’d ask maddie for an egg and use eddie’s sperm which would. create a beautiful doe-eyed competently evil child that would, unfortunately, be the literal death of my messy best friend Buck Buckley

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eddie “the MOST single father” diaz has 100% licked his thumb and wiped at gunk on buck’s face before.

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he and maddie have collided spitty hands trying to go for the same pasta sauce on buck’s chin at the same time.

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eddie “the MOST single father” diaz has 100% licked his thumb and wiped at gunk on buck’s face before.

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RIP bobby nash, you would’ve had so much fun lovingly tormenting ravi with your father-in-law act

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eddie with chris

buck with chris

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buck with theo

eddie with theo

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eddie with chris

buck with chris