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The Employee Lounge enlightennightcamp.substack.com

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"Why don't you tell us something about yourself?"

... And now I have never met myself

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In Tron Legacy, when Alan catches the beer that Sam tossed him, he immediately shakes it a few times and sets it on the coffee table. This fact has haunted me since 2010

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New shift report - Check those gauges

Shift Report

TO: All Occupants

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Mid week?

This week mid af

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Don't waste time becoming a "new" you

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It's all I have

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"System Status: Glitchy.

We are attempting a hard reboot of the facility this morning. Please be patient while the operator remembers how to be a person again.

Current objective: Survive until lunch.

#enlightennightcamp #maintenancelog #mondaymorning #SystemFailure #thegroundskeeper

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Too good for the main

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​I've been thinking about why I stopped writing for a while

I used meditation as a tool to help me hide from my own mental health issues. Once I accepted the fact that I was having problems that sitting and breathing alone weren’t going to help, the real work began

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Truthfully friends

I believe I have lost my mind; up in here, up in here

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Sorry to be the one to break it to you but the vibes are, in fact, off.

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Hey random dude asking me to follow you in the comments of someone else's post; does that work?

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It's time

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I haven't checked since rapture day

1..2..

Yup. No one on Tumblr was taken

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The horrors persist and so do I; only with more back pain

[moleshow]

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Do people spontaneously combust any more? I feel like that was a bigger thing as a kid