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facelessurgeons

arkveld but slightly different 2

#as they say: girl dinner #love her overgrown claws #monster hunter #others' art

bob-artist

I met a nice robin at the Morton Arboretum.

#I cheer them when I see they have worms #alas I do not think they find it encouraging

briarpatch-kids

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

#phenomenal #shitposts

hortensius-deactivated20240909

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

#there is a teeny tiny little bird #a prey animal #with many friends of her species to socialize with and all the toys and food she could ever want #and space to roam and wings to escape from anything that might threaten her #and yet she looks at me #an alien creature hundred of times her size that she knows can effortlessly hold her helpless in an instant #and yells because she wants me to show her my phone #WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL

firedjinni

guys i think we might be lost

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#excellent #hollow knight #rain world #others’ art

reblog to be eaten by this thing

#GROOVING!#others' art

It's spring again

The shape of love

This is on paper btw

#holy moly #others' art

herpsandbirds

Indian Spiny-tailed Lizards (Saara hardwickii), in a big time squabble, family Agamidae, Rajasthan, India

photograph by Pradyut Kumar Das

kaijutegu

me when i fucking GET YOU

#LOOKIT THEM GO

prokopetz

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!