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@buffybubbles
TEXT || BUNI
Honi: HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT VAGINAS ARE LIKE.
Honi: SHUSH. That was a slip of the fingers. Don't tell her I called her my sister. I'm STONED. Shit happens when I'm stoned.
Honi: WOW. WOW. And you call me your friend. 😢
Buffy: THERE'S HELLA FREE PORN ONLINE??? ALL YOU WOULD'VE NEEDED TO DO WAS GOOGLE!
Buffy: Sister and cousin is such an INTERESTING slip up. I'm stoned too and you don't see me calling Tiny my cousin or something.
Buffy: I said it with love tho! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
TEXT || BUNI
Honi: YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME THAT VAGINAS DIDN'T HAVE TEETH
Honi: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?!?
Honi: I HAD TO FIND OUT FROM MY SISTERS EXES /FUCKING/
Honi: WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND NOT EVER WANT ME TO GET LAID
Buffy:...Obviously?
Buffy: Because you're stupid and I can't be responsible for your sexual knowledge!
Buffy: Aww are you and Noli calling yourself sibs now 🥺 That's so preshy and also copying since we've been soul sisters for literally ever.
Buffy: Anyway, me not telling you about the lack of teeth in vaginas was NOT the only thing keeping you from ever getting laid. Your personality is probably a pretty big cockblock too 😗
Lilo & Stitch (2002), dir. Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders
Welp! Now that my birthday has passed, my countdown to summer has officially started! To pass the time and to keep from annoying my sister to death with hovering after the whole “she could’ve potentially burned to death!” thing, I was thinking it’s time to start my boxing/kickboxing classes back up! SoOoOo! Those who are interested in joining–or rejoining–lemme know!
I would've signed up but since it seems that you STILL won't stop talking about the near death thing, I'll unfortunately have to pass.
The question of doing a Gwen Stefani-inspired morp look isn’t whether or not I can pull off a bikini top and cargo shorts because – duh, I so can. The question is more like…Would that be more comfortable than just finally living my best Skye Sweetnam teen rocker life in striped knee socks and arm warmers?
I just googled Skye Sweetnam and even though I know that I know Tangled Up In Me, I legit could not pick her out of a crowd. So I think you should go for that! There's probably going to be whole entire squads of Gwen and the Harajuku girls at Morp even though we all know how offensive they are now. Standing out is always more fun and arm warmers are cute!
TEXT | DUFFY
Daisy: haha....right..... I mean, I knew he seemed like a player or whatever but he was kinda sweet to me when I was having Valentine's dance drama. We danced.
Daisy: But cool! The theme sounds so fun, I'm already planning my like Joss Stone Natasha Bedingfield hippie look. The early 2000s use of scarves as belts! Truly inspiring!
Buffy: That's how players play, Sunflower! They're really sweet and nice and they dance with you and do all kinds of wonderful things. But then they're doing the exact same thing to every other girl right behind your back.
Buffy: I know right? It's truly Inspired! I was going to do something like that too but hippie anything is a little "been there, currently doing that" for me. So my look is more inspired by The Zetta Bytes, Britney and Prota Zoa's looks from back then.
TEXT | DUFFY
Daisy: Now that the fire hype has died down, that stuff in the bathroom was super weird and rando right??? haha
Daisy: but um if any of your boy drama is #TooMuch, I can so volunteer some time to helping plan morp!
Buffy: If by super weird and rando. You mean a karmic reveal of one of the grossest emotional crimes to have ever been committed against me and another classmate in my young life. Then yes, it was super weird and rando
Buffy: It's not #TooMuch, but if you're offering, we could still use all the help we could get to make morp a success!
“So like…are you in here cause you’re as self-conscious about being high around the big kids as I am? Cause I really thought that half-an-edible would’ve made me not care. But here I am, caring in the bathroom.”
"No? I came in here because other than Honi, I'm the only one on our grade that's a well seasoned smoker and it would be karmically irresponsible if I left any of you alone." Buffy replied, tightly rolling a fresh joint in light pink paper and lighting it up. "What about smoking around older people makes you self conscious? They're not that intimidating. Or at all intimidating, really. "
Text 👌🏽 BOLI
Noli: https://i.etsystatic.com/5584417/r/il/e9f03b/1253638977/il_570xN.1253638977_je3u.jpg
Buffy: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcT79id-cQdNknR5ExijvZmplE1M0yOk1JgmQDqILd7PQt8TRTHRujvfb3g8H0mBVvWY-lts_9Q&usqp=CAE
Text 👌🏽 Buni
Honi: Yes. Yes you doooo.
Honi: NICE. Then maybe it's cute, but like sTILL.
Honi: NAH. He'd love me, and he'd love annoying you just as much as I do. 😜
Buffy: But here's the thing, I don't!
Buffy: BUT STILL WHAT? If it's cute then it's cute!
Buffy: Or! He'd love ME and he'd love biting your face off! 🥰
Text 👌🏽 Buni
Honi: That means you should hook me up.
Honi: DICKS AREN'T CUTE. Maybe if you put a flower on it bUT STILL
Honi: NAH. But how awesome would it be if I had a talking dog?
Buffy: Mmmm, but do I want to? 🤔🤔🤔
Buffy: MINE WOULD BE. I'D PUT SO MANY FLOWERS ON IT.
Buffy: 🙄 you'd probably annoy it too.
Text 👌🏽 Buni
Honi: But I'm cute. 😜
Honi: HEY. I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR METAPHORICAL DICK.
Honi: I mean... I think of all the snacks I'm gonna eat and how I'm gonna eat 'em.
Buffy: Yes, and?
Buffy: I WAS OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF IT. IT WOULD BE SO CUTE.
Buffy: Are you Shaggy from Scooby Doo?
Text 👌🏽 Buni
Honi: Well are you gonna do me a solid and give me some or like -- leave me to /suffer/?
Honi: Naaaaaahhh. It's probably nasty.
Honi: 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Honi: Because you're weird! You think about stuff, and I don't wanna think about stuff when I'm high.
Buffy: I can't decide. You annoy me 🤔
Buffy: Excuse you, your face is nasty!
Buffy: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Buffy: You're weird too! How do you not think about ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! Thinking about things while you're high is like a whole ass meme!!
Text 👌🏽 BOLI
Noli: Doubt itttttt. But I love you anyway, even if your brain looks like a fried egg. Why are we out here having such strong opinions about playlists in the first place?
Buffy: Ummm chill out Rachel Leigh Cook, I bet it doesn't! And I'm having strong feelings because I'm OFFENDED. Also mercury is in retrograde and I'm always especially on edge 😖
Text 👌🏽 BOLI
Noli: Bold of you to say, since all that pot is probably actively killing your brain cells, Buff. BUT I appreciate having Lovefool on the Virgo playlist, it was such a mood and great way to start my day!
Buffy: My brain cells are fine, thank you! And 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄, it doesn't take much to put a good song on a playlist. That's doesn't necessarily make the playlist quality!
Text 👌🏽 Buni
Honi: Nah. I’m smart, just don’t reallt care. 😜 Mm, dontcha think we got enough aliens~ in our life already??
Honi: You can’t add an s in front of something right after another s! That’s not how it works, man.
Honi: And I’m plenty evolved heyYOOOO! 😜
Honi: I don’t think I wanna know.
Buffy: That's what everyone CLAIMS. And nope, especially not here where there aren't any aliens. I'm just filling the void.
Buffy: sssssssuck my dick
Buffy: no.
Buffy: What do you think I do that you wouldn't want to know??? It's not anything weird!
Text 👌🏽 Buni
Honi: I do! I’ve got like... okay grades, so my brains gotta be doing something good. True, but y’know pakalolo is my thing. 🤙🏻
Honi: Nah. I play video games too. Chill with Lui & Kai. S’cool, man.
Honi: But you can continue exploring the cosmos. And watching the stars or whatever the fuck it is you do
Buffy: Or your teachers pity you. You should try Alien OG tho. Next level 😎
Buffy: That's s'not cool at all. You're so unevolved as a human, it's a wonder you can even stand upright.
Buffy: I do a lot of things when I'm high, thank you very much. More than just star gazing.
