blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Keni
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@riniboogie
what's your idea of a perfect date?
A romantic walk in Sparkle Park a graveyard, drinking boba tea black coffee, and we feed some ducksĀ reflect on how pointless existence is. And then we end the date with soft pretzels and a kiss a tarot card reading that decides whether or not we see each other again.Ā
HONESTY HOUR!
how do you feel about boo and sofia being back together?
I hated it so much, I hired some goons to kidnap her. Too bad they only got half the profit, but they were supposed to livestream it.Ā
ASK ME ANYTHING AND IāLL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.
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If you dare order the secret menu strawberry daiquiri frapuccino at Sirenbucks while Iām at the counter, I will serve it up on your head.Ā
SEND ME āš»ā AND IāLL TELL YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
shaynasykesā:
I donāt care how desperate this sounds; please let me be invited. I have always found the Bachelor to be so obnoxious, and the contestants pathetic, that I think watching a version that revolves wholly around the idiots around here, will be gold.
Well when it happens you so are! Though itās looking like itās not happening for a while and Iām getting held back, so I donāt know if youāll want to hang out with a Super Junior come Fall.Ā
So itās finally come to my attention that I have like..no friends. Which ordinarily isnāt that troubling since who even has the time. But since Iām actually going to be here for Spring Break this year, I guess I do? What are other teens into outside of Tiktok, those Animals crossing, and fortnight?Ā Arson?
If only the kids were committing arson. Thatād make them more interesting. Join the club! Now that thereās no Battle of the Bands, no one has to kiss my ass, so Iām friendless too.Ā
So if weāre really having a Walt Bachelor, does that mean I get to watch all you crazy bitches cry over champagne? Because I might start hosting viewing parties.Ā
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@boo2themax and I fake-dated for clout at the Battle of the Bands and then he ditched me and our band afterward for his Yoko Ono ass ex. Oops, was that still a secret? I donāt care.
Send me Ā š» and Iāll tell you whatever the fuck I want.
rini boogie valentineās ball look 2k20
ā³ listening to: wish you were gay -- billie eilish
lerouxmackā:
Yeah, well, not everything can be so harmonious between a band all the time. Hence the choking. You guys were good competitors, thereās no doubt about it. Iām not one of those this town isnāt big enough for the both of us people, so I hope it wouldnāt be the end. After all, we could always use an opener.Ā
Oh yeah? Well, your bandmate sure is. She looked about ready to commit murder when we beat you guys in the first weekend. And now that my bandmate is back with his Yoko Ono ass ex, maybe I spoke too soon about The Zappers. So Iāll see about your offer maybe after I find a replacement guitarist.Thanks, though.Ā
I guess I need to make an officialĀ āYay we won!ā post, so here it is. Thanks everyone for coming out to Battle of the Bands and for all the candy thrown at me on stage. I actually managed to fill up a whole stash jar just from the two weekends. Look out for new music soonā¦ish.Ā
Wow, after you guys choked in the first weekend I was really thinking we had it in the bag. But you crushed us fair and square, so I guess I canāt be too mad. The best band won, but donāt think this is the end of The Zappers.Ā
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Good luck kisses backstage. š @boo2themaxĀ andĀ i gearing up for our finale performance tomorrow!Ā Fully planning to knock ALL of your socks off. #VoteZappersĀ
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My Sack o' Bugs Babe! You have absolutely killed the socials game this year and next year will be even better!
SEND ME ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS BEFORE 2019 IS OVER.
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#tbt to my final few moments with a human body before this HELL. Rang in the new year the right way.Ā ššš @boo2themax
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@gertalert: Winning at life is kind of a win by default IMO, but okay. Especially since you're Not going to crush us and this win will just be something cute for our resumes. š Aw, how precious. I bet Lauryn and Wyclef thought the same thing
@rinibites: Wow, thanks for comparing us to a band as iconic as the Fugees! I agree. š
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@gertalert: If it's cancelled, don't we still kinda win by default? Since we're like, the only ACTUAL band competing anyway? We'll still live on past the 11th, will your band.. and relationship?
@riniboogie: You don't automatically win by default just by existing after us, just like you don't automatically win by default for existing before us. š Even if The Zappers die after we crush you guys, it's kind of poetic in that way. Like a bee -- we lived just to sting, then we die a valiant death. But duh, Boo and I will totally live on long after the Battle. We're super in love.
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@rinibites: Look, I know that it sounds sus that I'm hiding out because of this magic disaster, but trust me -- you do not want to see me. I'm totally confident in my burlap 'n bugs but like, I don't think Walt's ready for alla' that.
@rinibites: A N Y W A Y, I'm here to say that if we can't get this thing under control before the 11th, then the Battle of the Bands is gonna have to be canceled. Because I don't have fingers to play the bass, and the other band's xylophonist is two inches tall, and nobody wants @HotBoyAndGerti to win by default. š
