don't feel like doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on Throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be loungin' on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie Flip to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie

[honikawena]

🌻

Anyone know of a good place to get more weed? I need it so I can forget the horror I saw over the summer.

send me a sunflower and i’ll say whatever the fuck i want. 

[honikawena]

did catching Layland and Kori absolutely scar you?

Nope! Definitely not. And I definitely didn’t go through all of my weed, because I definitely wasn’t angry that no one informed me that vaginas DON’T HAVE TEETH. 

lie meme. 

[honikawena]

TEXT || BUNI

Buffy:...Obviously?

Buffy: Because you're stupid and I can't be responsible for your sexual knowledge!

Buffy: Aww are you and Noli calling yourself sibs now 🥺 That's so preshy and also copying since we've been soul sisters for literally ever.

Buffy: Anyway, me not telling you about the lack of teeth in vaginas was NOT the only thing keeping you from ever getting laid. Your personality is probably a pretty big cockblock too 😗

Honi: HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT VAGINAS ARE LIKE.

Honi: SHUSH. That was a slip of the fingers. Don't tell her I called her my sister. I'm STONED. Shit happens when I'm stoned.

Honi: WOW. WOW. And you call me your friend. 😢

[honikawena]

TEXT || BUNI

Honi: YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME THAT VAGINAS DIDN'T HAVE TEETH

Honi: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?!?

Honi: I HAD TO FIND OUT FROM MY SISTERS EXES /FUCKING/

Honi: WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND NOT EVER WANT ME TO GET LAID

[honikawena]

TEXT | NONI

Noli: 🙄🙄🙄

Noli: because I LITERALLY helped potty train you, twerp and now you have me talking like an older sister in an early 2000s sitcom so now I'm DOUBLY ANNOYED. GIVE ME WEED, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

Honi: I don’t even REMEMBER being potty trained.

Honi: Let me come to your cast party and you’ve got a deal. 😬

[honikawena]

TEXT | NONI

Noli: I need weed and I need an edibles recipe.

Noli: I won't be ingesting any but I need to make sure my first college party I'm throwing is a success and I'll need both drink and drug for that. So "hook me up". Please. :)

Honi: WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO NEEDS SOMETHING FROM ME FOR ONCE.

Honi: Whyyyyyy should I help you?

[honikawena]

twitter || luni

@kaplui: Brooooooo! You gotta get good at doing things with BOTH hands, smoking and otherwise!

@kaplui: Also at talk to texting! I got so much I gotta teach you.

@highhoni: teach me your waaayyyysss man!

[honikawena]

twitter || HOKAI

@kaiwaialiki: lmfaooo bro I'll bake you something! Unless your eating hand is broken too?

@highhoni: no! i mean, i can eat with my other hand. if you wanna do that, i'd be forever grateful. 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

[honikawena]

INSTAGRAM: @HIGHHONI HAS UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO!

my mom is always on my ass about everything, but i guess i still love her. #happymothersday

💙 LIKES, ✍ COMMENTS ↳ VIEW ALL COMMENT

[honikawena]

twitter || open

@highhoni: when ur smoking hand is broken so you can’t smoke 😭😭😭😭😭

@highhoni: also one hand typing is hard, but pakalolo 😭 #ripme

[honikawena]

Aye. Anyone wanna hook me up with their math homework? I can hook ya up with some good shit. 👌🏼

[honikawena]

                                honi kawena - ravenclaw

            “the greatest thing about where my life is right now is it's very relaxed and chill. i'm just hanging out, being myself and doing my work.”

                                                                                 - lucas grabeel

[honikawena]

Text 👌🏽 Buni

Buffy: Mmmm, but do I want to? 🤔🤔🤔

Buffy: MINE WOULD BE. I'D PUT SO MANY FLOWERS ON IT.

Buffy: 🙄 you'd probably annoy it too.

Honi: Yes. Yes you doooo.

Honi: NICE. Then maybe it's cute, but like sTILL.

Honi: NAH. He'd love me, and he'd love annoying you just as much as I do. 😜

[honikawena]

Text 👌🏽 Buni

Buffy: Yes, and?

Buffy: I WAS OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF IT. IT WOULD BE SO CUTE.

Buffy: Are you Shaggy from Scooby Doo?

Honi: That means you should hook me up.

Honi: DICKS AREN'T CUTE. Maybe if you put a flower on it bUT STILL

Honi: NAH. But how awesome would it be if I had a talking dog?

[ganjapreneurgal]

For the hard daze

[honikawena]

Text 👌🏽 Buni

Buffy: I can't decide. You annoy me 🤔

Buffy: Excuse you, your face is nasty!

Buffy: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Buffy: You're weird too! How do you not think about ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! Thinking about things while you're high is like a whole ass meme!!

Honi: But I'm cute. 😜

Honi: HEY. I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR METAPHORICAL DICK.

Honi: I mean... I think of all the snacks I'm gonna eat and how I'm gonna eat 'em.

[honikawena]

TEXT || COUSINS

Noli: 1.3 million subscribers that he got WITHOUT YOU.:P

Noli: 😘😘😘

Noli: Ruining your high is my goal always, so I'm glad I was able to do that. I'm still getting used to the scientific terms, I won't move onto being able to use the slang terms without feeling weird for like, another year I promise you.

Honi: YEAH AND NOW HE'S GOT HELP AND HE'LL GET MORE SO BLEH.

Honi: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Honi: WHYYY. When did you become NOT FUN