[stereocyon]

mike’s soft lemonade

[stereocyon]

mike’s tender lemonade

[coffinbutch]

mike’s not to me not if it’s you lemonade

[theprincessandthebpd]

me @ me immediately after almost every decision: oh bitch what the fuck

[dare-i-say-asexual]

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[refurbthecat]

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

[wafflesforthemasses]

The fact that she’s got a cheesy smile on her face makes this 100000% funnier

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taylor swift’s only song themes are “i’m a terrible person to be in a relationship with” and “people hate me for no reason”

[ditsyshoe-deactivated20220813]

fuck you feetpicdealer

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

they hated jesus when he told the truth too

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

[camewiththeframe]

[goawfma]

some people are forced to stay in abusive relationships cause of this 

[popthirdworld]

[thelifeofafostersibling]

Please give these kids a chance to get on their feet before you throw them out on the streets. Who wants to bet extending foster care to age 21 would decrease the percentage of ex foster kids who become homeless by a lot?

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

i know in some places foster care ends at 16

[memesandlaughs]

[stevienick]

Hunter Schafer Discusses Euphoria.

[soup-erb]

[tamamita]

I am so sorry you are an American

[hungry-skeleton]

It's ok

[tamamita]

No, it’s not

[finish-him-fatality89]

Thank you and I am proud to be one a proud American 🇺🇸

Hurting people’s feelings since 1776 !!! 🇺🇸🗽

[finish-him-fatality89]

[tamamita]

Man, shut up and go to the closest Civil War Museum and take a 14 inch boot your ancestors wore and shove it up your hole while saluting them instead of embarrassing yourself on my post

[valtsv]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[valtsv]

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

[biff-donderglutes]

important research happening at SLAPNUTS BLVD. labs

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

He just sold rice