hey girls. since you kill a lot of people, do you know how to hide a body? asking for a friend.
Blossom: Uh, I’m not sure if you know how saving the world works, but we’ve never killed anybody!
Buttercup: Well, we ain’t ever killed people, at least.
Bubbles: We know someone who has though! MOJO! GET OVER HERE!
Mojo Jojo: Ugh, what could you three insufferable infants possibly want from me now?
Buttercup: Some chump on the internet wants to know how to hide a body.
Bubbles: We figured you’d know!
Mojo Jojo: Wh– why would I know something like that!?
Bubbles: Well… y’know… you’re always being mean and shooting laser guns and rockets and missiles and making all the people in Townsville run around all screamin’ and stuff…
Buttercup: Chances are you have to have killed a guy at some point!
Mojo Jojo: Well, perhaps there have been one or two casualties as a result of my wrongdoings, but I regret to inform you three that I have never found it necessary to have to hide a body as a result. As villainous as I may be, such an action has never been one I have had to perform. …yet.
Blossom: Alright, well… assuming it was necessary for you to hide a body, how would you theoretically do it?
Mojo Jojo: Oh, I am SICK of this blatant discrimination! Just because I am an evil evildoer who enjoys evil activities does not mean that you three can expect me to answer questions about every evil act under the sun, especially when those evil acts are evil acts which I have not even acted upon! No! I will not tell you, no matter how many times you ask me to!
The PPGs: [in unison, hands clasped as they look up at Mojo, eyes wide and sparkling] Pleeeeeeease tell us how you’d hide a body, Mojo?!
The PPGs: PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE?
Mojo Jojo: [groans, exasperated] Alright, alright, fine! Uh… I would…
Bubbles: [slaps her head] Duh, I can’t believe it was so obvious!