bug out!

mostly incorrect scenes…

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Origins

Adrien: *gives Marinette the umbrella and tries to become her friend*

Marinette: wow I’m starting to like him

Ladybug: *throws cat noir across a stadium*

Cat Noir: MARRY ME

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Chat: Am I in trouble?

Ladybug: Take a guess.

Chat: No?

Ladybug: Take another guess.

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Marinette: Is something burning?

Adrien: Just my love for you.

Marinette: Adrien, the toaster is on fire.

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Chat: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ladybug: Chat, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Ladybug: You’re right.

Chat: That's... That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Marinette: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Chat: My record is four. I think I can do it

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Ladybug: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Chat: It’s not a joke.

Chat: *sniffles*

Chat: I’m a legit snack.

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Marinette: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Adrien's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Chat: I didn’t do that.

Ladybug: 

Chat: Oh, THAT!

Chat: Yeah, I did do that.

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Police officer: I need you to step back, miss.

Chloe: Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous! Do you know who my father is?

Police officer: Why? Your mom didn't tell you?

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Adrien: You have to apologize to Marinette

Chloe: Fine.

Chloe: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Chat: I made tea.

Ladybug: I don’t want tea.

Chat: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ladybug: Then why are you telling me?

Chat: It is a conversation starter.

Ladybug: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Chat: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Alya: Adrien isn’t answering their phone

Marinette: I’ll call

Alya: Nino and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Adrien: Hello?

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Chat: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Ladybug: Oh, you’ve been?

Chat: Once. In Monopoly.

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Nino: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Alya: Next time you’re working out do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Marinette: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Rena Rouge: Carapace, I'm sad.

Carapace: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Chat: Ladybug, I'm sad.

Ladybug, nodding: mood.

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Adrien: Shut up!

Marinette: Or what?

Adrien: Or I’ll marry you.

Marinette:

Marinette: *starts yodelling*