Chugging That Respecting People Juice

Name: Bugs Gender: Who cares Pronouns: They/them Age: 18 Hotel: Trivago

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

[keenarnor]

Goals

[mioxenoblade]

2021 looks bright!!!

[robin-the-robo]

galactic alien acceptance?? that sounds like an awesome year 

[slugbo]

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

[zelda-guru-momi]

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

[literaphobe]

if you contributed to reylo becoming top tumblr ship of 2020 you owe every lgbt+ person $6000 and an extra $100 to catradora blogs

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Black lgbt ppl deserve $18000 minimum

[julielilac]

[satirizing]

Thought this was worth sharing:

[starry-bi-sky]

Why are you leaving the best parts in the tags akshs

[peakyangels-archive]

im typing this from my ps4

[peakyangels-archive]

[parappasuggestions]

why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

[parappasuggestions]

killed this fucking goofester

[catchymemes]

[antique-scarecrow]

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[bitchy-alien]

One of my favorite Christmas things is pictures of cats with Christmas lights reflected in their eyes.

Magic.

[memeuplift]

[everything-withered]

Realizing how someone expresses love and learning to speak their language is really fucking beautiful

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[postmarxed]

We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

[darringtonshorthalt]

that last bit isn’t a joke

[dancinbutterfly]

When Corona first hit, you knew it was bad because Waffle House shut down COMPLETELY.

And you can tell it’s still bad because they’ve put Ceiling High Plastic Dividers between every booth and blocked off all but like 2 tables at the counter and after a certain point at night? It’s carry-out only. Period. No exceptions.

Anyone who wants to tell you we are fine? I will post pictures of Waffle House not being fully functional 24/7 and go “no we’re not.”

Because this is a place that stays open with no power and boil water advisories. Ok? When every Waffle House in the country is back to normal - and I mean 💯 normal - only then will we be “through this” and not a moment before.

[im-leaving-goodbye-deactivated2]

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[assiraphales]

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

[valarie-lynn]

Everyone on the notes has galaxy brain energy

[home-and-having-tea]

Chris Pratt thinks he’s so funny, but was he ever Bethany the Teenager, or Po the Panda? Could he ever have such duality?

[despazito]

[speciesbarocus]

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

[birdsquirrel]

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

[klanced]

[mackthecheesy]

One of my favorite parts of bubbline is you got this pink princess literally MADE of candy and then an emo/punk rock vampire queen who’s father is the king of basically hell and the candy one has committed many war crimes and various atrocities and the vampire gets emotional over her teddy bear

[sometipsygnostalgic]