Can we please get Kyle & Kenny general dating headcanons☹️🙏
↳ ❝ [Kyle and Kenny dating headcanons] ¡! ❞
- ʚɞ genre: fluff
- ʚɞ warnings: slightly suggestive
-ʚɞ a/n: aged up characters (highschool)
Masterlist
Kyle
★ He’s so dorky bye. But you know what they say a jew in the streets, a freak in the sheets.
★ Kyle also yaps a lot.
★ You have him saved as “Kyle 🤓👆”
★ Jokes aside he loves you so much.
★ Does the ‘fuckboy’ face to make you laugh. Its an inside joke now.
★ Probably found a shitty tiktok routine for his curles and makes you do it.
★ Gets so red in the sun. You have to remind him that he needs to put on sunscreen often. Its also easy to depict when he didn’t put on sunscreen because something smells burnt.
★ If you can’t cook Kyle would roast the hell out of your „roast“ chicken.
★ Kyle has diabetes so he sadly gets sick more often. Although he greedily enjoys being looked after, also Kyle would absolutely pretend to still be sick even if he is very well. Just a little white lie to keep your attention on him.
★ Back hugs, back kisses you name it. Kyle also has long fingers so..🥰 this is so random Im sorry
★Usually he prefers to be the big spoon but when Kyle is very stressed or not in a good mood he NEEDS to be held by you tightly.
★ Oh and he would also complain that you’re not holding him tight enough.
Kenny
♡ Kenny basically lives at your place.
♡ Very handsy. If you ask him about it he’ll say he just likes feeling you under his fingers 🤨
♡ Kennys got no feeling of shame he can and will kiss you anytime. If you’re uncomfortable he will drag you to a non crowded place and kiss you there. You can’t win either way
♡ You know that sound “do you wanna make out?” “no” “*sobbing* me neither i wanna go to sleep *agressive snoring*” thats him and you in a nutshell
♡ Slaps your ass. Idk I feel like thats such a Kenny thing to do.
♡ Gets you flowers. (From where? From the graveyard from the last time he has been there. Get it?)
♡ Has a weird quirk of rubbing his cheek against yours.
♡ If you bend down he will be respectfully looking.
♡ Tried to order you a plush once, a cute teddy bear but the thing that came was pretty deformed. Thats his pfp now in all his socials.
♡ Kenny is a bully in bed.💔
♡ Cuddling will be done nakey. No questions asked.
♡ Overall Kenny loves you so much he might get heart eyes while looking at you.
okayy i think this atteee
