Couple.
The small, ninety pound. Five foot tall man looked up at his tall, skinny, 6 ft 5, photographer husband and said, “Golly, I wish I was tall like you!” The photographer looked down at his minnisqual husband and said, “I can do one thing, but it will be very painful, repeatedly. Loads of excruciating pain!” I said that I would do anything. He said, have my baby. You’ll have to take me. Remember that you are the top because of the size and length of my… thunder stick. Then you’ll grow much taller as a males baby floods you with growth hormones! Of course then we’ll have a big baby to raise! 18 years of dealing with a super-strong baby!” The little man looked up at his Juan’s and said, “Let’s do it!” Eight months later, the little guy is now the bigger man in the relationship: he’s now 6 ft 9, 587 pounds of huge muscle! The skinny photographer now lives in constant fear of his hormonal husband with gigantic muscles. He’d better get used to it because he’s going to be the smallest and weakest person in their family!
