dealer!frank headcanons
-summary: frank is a grade a asshole and major mind fucker but he’s great in bed so just PEMDAS it, it cancels out
-warnings: mentions of frank and reader #freakingItUp bless up
-authors note: dealer frank 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 i’d endure some psychological warfare for a night with him. this is lowkey all over the place, i haven’t written in forever #forgiveme
-dealer!frank who you meet through a friend of a friend during finals season. you've got exam after exam kicking your ass, you just need a quick pick me up and a little weed never hurt anybody!!!
-dealer!frank who’s high when you meet him at his place, eyelids heavy and whites of the eyes tinted pink. hes got this lazy smile on his face when you mention your friend, opening the front door a crack wider to invite you in.
-“Oh… oh, yeah I know her. Cmon, come in, I don’t bite…. ‘Less you want me to.”
-dealer!frank who gives you a “first time buyer” discount, eyeing you for a second before adding an extra 10% onto it cause you’ve got “real pretty eyes”
-dealer!frank who you tells you to keep in touch while he’s walking you out and mutters something about how he’s got another discount waiting for you if you’re “extra nice” next time
-dealer!frank who shamelessly stares at your ass when he’s walking you to the door
-dealer!frank who’s very generous when you’re short on cash, saying shit like you can owe him or… do him a favor.. or whatever. it’s finals season for him, too, y’know, he’s gotta blow of some steam somehow
“I mean… my roommate, Mikey, won’t be back till, like.. way later tonight if you wanna… maybe… y’know… pay up.”
-dealer!frank who might actually be the best fuck on earth you think
-dealer!frank who mind fucks you by being the nicest guy you’ve ever met during sex, showering you in the most sickly sweet praise, kissing you and worshipping you and touching you like he’d drop dead without you, not letting himself get off until you have, staring at you and watching you with what looks like an insurmountable amount of love in his eyes.. only to leave you on delivered for 2 weeks after, finally texting back when you mention something about buying. Real nice.
-dealer!frank who despite the shit behavior, somehow has you coming back for more every single time
-dealer!frank who drills into your head that he’s not interested in dating and that any sex with him is strictly casual
“Listen, it’s not personal, I just… I don’t have time for that shit. Too much bullshit to worry about, it’s just not my thing. I’m just here to have a good time, alright? ‘Sides, it’s not like I’m fucking anyone else so what’s it matter?”
-dealer!frank who is a lying liar and is most definitely fucking other people. he defends it by saying it’s only when you’re “too busy” for him. something about not being able to wait around for you all the time. what an ass
-dealer!frank who snuggles up with you after sex, cleaning you all gingerly while kissing you, telling you what a good job you did before turning on a movie for both of you to fall asleep to
-dealer!frank who does all that and still acts surprised when you ask the “what are we” question, fighting with you about how he was just being nice and how him convincing you to skip class so you could keep cuddling in the morning “didn’t mean anything”
-dealer!frank whose face slightly falls when you guys have a particularly rough argument about the status of your ‘situationship’ and he watches you break down in real time. It’s only then that he realizes his hot and cold ways might’ve gone just a tad too far
-dealer!frank who coos at you, walking towards you and pulling you into him, caressing your hair gently and kissing your head, telling you all about how sorry he is
“Shit… M’sorry, baby I didn’t mean to make you cry, you know that. It’s alright… M’right here… Let me make it up to you, yeah? Cmon.. cmere, sweet thing..”
-dealer!frank who’s sweet and cuts the price in half when you’re on good terms but doubles it when he’s pissed at you
-dealer!frank who texts you in the middle of the night with a “you up?” especially if you left his house angry. You wait a couple minutes before responding just to fuck with him, but naturally it ends with him in your dimly lit dorm, muttering sweet “i’m sorry”s into your ear while he fucks you from behind, kissing up and down your neck and shoulders
-dealer!frank who pisses you off on purpose so you’ll be mean to him during sex
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