Kangaroo

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How did I not know we were getting A Christmas Carol adaptation with Johnny Depp, Gandalf, Finnick O'dair, Ron Weasley, and the ghost boyfriend from the new Beetlejuice?

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Just to be clear, Jessie absolutely fucked the potty training device in Toy Story 5, didn't she?

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About to start Book 4 of the Flowers in the Attic books. Every single one of these is a different genre. The second is like a soap opera. The third was...The Bad Seed but make it more incestuous?

Cathy doesn't deserve Chris.

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Anymore book recommendations on incestuous siblings?

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Also stop fucking your adopted father!!!

You have a perfectly good brother right there.

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So if Flowers in the Attic is just Boxcar Children then the sequel is like six Sweet Valley High books shoved together.

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So over the last few weeks I've read The Cement Garden, Hale, and Flowers in the Attic.

Probably best not to mention this to my therapist.

Cement Garden was...meh. Hale was bad. Really, really bad. Flowers in the Attic ended too quickly. I needed to see Cathy get knocked up by Chris.

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Don't recommend this one. Reads like it was written by a 13 year old on Wattpad.

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My therapist: I think you should consider getting your brother's name tattoo removed

Me, looking up from reading Flowers in the Attic: Huh?

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I think my therapy helped me realize I don't want boys. I want my brother. Yay?

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Today I will discuss the parallels between Flowers in the Attic, The Cement Garden, and the Boxcar Children-

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That said, I don't really recommend that book. It's not that it's bad, it just feels incomplete. Like when you get a plot bunny and write the first part but are like "Okay now what?" I dunno, I was expecting it to go like full Lord of the Flies and instead it was like, oh we're dirty and regressing and having sex with our siblings. Okay so the Brits have just discovered rednecks.

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The way I show up to only post incest movie clips and dip again

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Why are there so few incest novels? At this rate I'm gonna have to write my own.

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Camping wth your brother be like