bloodsucking freak

absinthe | gay | he/him | 22

[bulletgoth]

god in heaven

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[real-language-facts]

skrillex is an anagram of krill sex

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[pom-pom-cherry]

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

[dogpuppy]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 29

[sandboxpyramid]

i'll be comin' for your love, ok?

[tealovesdilfs]

Treat him like a trinket, hanging off my keychain!

More mettaton, gyaruuu style oh yeah! And a lil tenna (⁠/⁠^⁠-⁠^⁠(⁠^⁠ ⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠/

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[hotcrossedfangs]

[funstyle]

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god