JET-STAR.

ℳℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒷ℴ𝒹 𝓌𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝓊𝓃𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒹𝒾ℯ𝓈 ℰ𝓋ℯ𝓇𝓎𝒷ℴ𝒹𝓎 𝒽𝒾𝒹ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒷ℴ𝒹𝓎 𝒻𝓇ℴ𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇ℯ𝒸𝓇ℴ𝓌. ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇𝓎𝒷ℴ𝒹𝓎 𝒽𝒾𝒹ℯ.

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ooc: hello....is anyone still here...hellooo.....

[agent-cola]

cherrriii

iran out ofvodka ineedmore nnow pleaseand thenakyiu

Hate to break it to you, but I'm not allowed near alcohol for the same reason as you will be soon if you keep this up. Star, it's best that you stay out of vodka and drinks in general, cause this just ain't healthy. Saying this as a former alcoholic, mind you.

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mmoter woulsve gottne me vdoka……

[agent-cola]

Star, go get a class of water, drink the life outta it, and stay in bed.

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you arebt my mother youcant tel mebwhat todo

[agent-cola]

cherrriii

iran out ofvodka ineedmore nnow pleaseand thenakyiu

Hate to break it to you, but I'm not allowed near alcohol for the same reason as you will be soon if you keep this up. Star, it's best that you stay out of vodka and drinks in general, cause this just ain't healthy. Saying this as a former alcoholic, mind you.

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mmoter woulsve gottne me vdoka……

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i finally had the strength to put his things at the mailbox today

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jet why do i always end up with the worse hangovers after hangin with ya?

- @soull-blast <3

ccause im funnn kiddo

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holy shit. i need to stop drinking. like actually this time.

[soull-blast]

hey you're kinda cute. hmu?

-???

oh? where can i find ya?

can't promise anythin will come from it, i already got eyes for someone special, but i'm curious. i'll bite.

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the fuck did i miss

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ooc: YEEEOOOWCCCHHHHH you guys cant do this to me my fragile heart thats 3 sizes too small cant take it

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hnolly fuckinnshit illove nylife

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ooc: disclaimer im going to have jet black out drunk for a few nights. just fyi

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*insert a picture of jet laying face down on the countertop of a bar with another killjoy holding him up so he wouldn’t fall off the stool he was on.*

[soull-blast]

uh... jet..? ya gonna make it, hun..?

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yyeah illbe okya

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*insert a picture of jet laying face down on the countertop of a bar with another killjoy holding him up so he wouldn’t fall off the stool he was on.*

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idindt evenknow ilieked menliek that

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inwanna drinkk sand

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*licks you* ew, bad idea

@zone-girlie

yeah, no shit, kiddo

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oh fuck oh fuck the scorpions got inside-

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….What??

[soull-blast]

there are scorpions in my motel room jet i'm freaking out-

ghoul is comin but i'm so scared i hate scorpions-

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Uh..alright? Good luck, I guess

[soull-blast]

oh fuck oh fuck the scorpions got inside-

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….What??

[soull-blast]

You mind goin’ out somewhere? literally anywhere. i need to get out sometime soon, i haven’t seen daylight in over 2 weeks, i think…

shit, jet.

yeah, we can go look for snakes or some shit. i'll bring a bottle of vodka too?

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Sounds great. Just meet me at the diner in 10.