The Misfit Toy

The Fucked Up Misfit Toy |Zendaya 'Zelda' Piper| 17 | Taken| I waste my life on video games and comic books.Warning; no filter and not afraid to be blunt. This time baby, I'll be bullet proof. Shit I Like. Big Sis. My Dork

[felixx--flint]

Can I just watch Whose Line Is It Anyway all day long?

[bulletproofzelda]

Only if we can cuddle while you do so.

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

Do you want me to creep on you? Because that could be arranged. I just thought your parents would hate me and that would be no good. Are you sure about that? Eugh. Vegetables. They’re okay once in a while, but not all the time. God. I think I’ve got a guy in mind already, actually.

Well, we can make cool shit. I’m sure we could work that out. After we exploded something.

[bulletproofzelda]

Ehhhh, you know, sometimes I think I wanna be creeped on, but then I think ‘hmm, bettah not.’ Yes that was Pitch Perfect, don’t judge me. Yes. I’m sure. Vegetables are…sometimes. I like carrots, and that’s about it. OOohhh, do tell.

Yes. Let’s explode shit. I love exploding stuff. Like Mentos and Coke.

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

Thank you, thank you. No. I’m the exception to the rule. I don’t creep on you, anyway. It doesn’t count. That sounds absoultely horrible. Why would God put animals on this world if he wanted us to eat salads all the time. Oh, come on. I’ll help you and it will be awesome.

Of course. You’re brilliant. That’s why I’m friends with you.

[bulletproofzelda]

Well fine, I see how it is. I'm not good enough for you to creep on. Don't mind me; I'll be fine. MY HEART WILL GO ON! Exactly! Salad is rabbit food and last I checked I ain't no rabbit. And I'll help you..score some guys? I could do that. I'll be your wingman.

Brilliant people make brilliant friendships. And pretty cool shit, but that's besides the point.

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

See, I am actually brilliant. Well, that’s good. Staying away from creepers is a very good thing to do. But if you’re on a diet, you can pretend like you’re doing something for your weight when you’re really not. It just makes people feel better. Then we can be study buddies!

Very good solution. You, mon amie, are the only girl I would go straight for.

[bulletproofzelda]

It's true. You're a genius. But you're a creeper, so does that mean I have to stay away from you? Yeah, I guess that's true. I just - ick. Diets. Eating nothing but salad and fruit does not seem tasty or fun. I like meat and fast food, thank you very much. Yay! I like this idea. Maybe I won't fail this year.

See? I  can be smart too. I take great pride in that fact.

[sal-cortez-deactivated20141230]

"Sticks and stones."

[sal-cortez-deactivated20141230]

Think it’ll make a good intro for college psychology?

[bulletproofzelda]

I think so, yeah. Wait - college psychology? Are you leaving the high school?

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

Well, when you’re over here you can have as much soda as you want. Fuck being healthy. I’m just stating the facts. I’m sure they’re not horrible. Ooh. I see. You haven’t met any actual creepers yet right? Gross. Diets. Why are those a thing again? Oh, come on. It’s not that hard. I could always help you.

Yeah. Just don’t tell your parents. Unless they’d be cool with you coming over without adult supervision. Because it’s not like I’m going to have sex with you or anything.

[bulletproofzelda]

Yesss. This is a great idea. No, no, I haven't met any actual creepers. Yet. I just hope it stays that way, to be honest. I honestly don't know. It's not like diets actually do anything. Just work out you lazy people. Please do. I have to take a language for my senior year and I can already feel the F that Mr. Cortez is going to give me.

Eh. I'm sure they won't even ask. Don't ask won't tell. Simple solution. Are you saying I'm not pretty enough for you to turn straight for? Rude.

[marcusthompsons]

Finally eighteen, I have cake and Andy’s throwin’ me a party. Talk about a fucking good day. 

[marcusthompsons]

[bulletproofzelda]

Happy Birthday!

[sal-cortez-deactivated20141230]

"Sticks and stones."

"May break my bones, but words will never hurt me." I think that’s wrong. It won’t physically, but emotionally it will.

[bulletproofzelda]

Deep thoughts of Mr. Cortez.

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

Nope. There’s never too much soda. Ever. I get that a lot. But you also say that about every single video game that’s ever existed, so I don’t know if I can trust your judgement. Why would they think I”m some creep from the internet? I’m a living, breathing creep. Math is the stupidest thing in this world. French is pretty awesome.

Ha…about that…I kind of live by myself.

[bulletproofzelda]

Those health junkies like my mom seem to think other wise. I'm only allowed to have one soda a day. It's bullshit. Fine! Be that way. I'll bring them over and you can be the judge of them, you butt. Cause of the whole prom thing. Right - I'll let them know that the person in our bushes isn't a raccoon, but a Felix. Math is the stupidest thing in the world next to dieting. I've never tried French. I suck at other languages.

Oh...Well then...More fun for us?

[quinlanpreston-deactivated20140]

What do you want?

[quinlanpreston-deactivated20140]

My love! How are you?

[bulletproofzelda]

I've..been better. I'm staying with Felix right now but I thought I'd pay you a visit. How are you? Where'd you go?

[quinlanpreston-deactivated20140]

What do you want?

[quinlanpreston-deactivated20140]

Zelda!

[bulletproofzelda]

Quin!

[quinlanpreston-deactivated20140]

What do you want?

I almost got you with my squirt gun.

[bulletproofzelda]

Heard you were back in town and I get greeted with a squirt gun? Wow. Missed you too.

[notso-graceful]

They’re… cops with guns, are you stupid or just trying to get yourself killed? Anyways, apparently I can’t be left alone. Mostly just sat with the receptionist all day and she gave me stuff to do, I’m thinking about suing for child labor. I can do that, right? I saw a junkie puke all over another cop though, that was kind of the only highlight.

[bulletproofzelda]

It's just a donut, not a person, sheesh. I'm sure I'd live. I think you can sue for child labor, yeah. I'd do it. That's bullshit. Rebel, Grace, rebel. Oh god that would have been priceless. What'd the cop do?

[notso-graceful]

So, I spent the last week with a shit load of cops and came to the conclusion that the whole stereotype about cops loving donuts isn’t totally untrue. They also don’t like to share…

[bulletproofzelda]

I would have taken them anyways. Why did you spend a shit ton of time with cops?

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

All of the kinds. You can’t have just one. That would be a disaster. I don’t know what an Atari is, but it sounds kind of awesome. Hey, I can help you move in if needed. They were lying to us all along, I’m telling you. I haven’t used it at all this summer. French. Definitely french. It means my friend…oh, you probably don’t even care.

[bulletproofzelda]

All the kinds; got it. You can never go wrong with soda. You don't know what Atari is? You poor poor soul. It's perfect. That'd be great, actually. Then my parents' will know you're not some creep from the internet. Neither have I! We don't need to learn it. Oh! French! Right. I do care, actually. I suck at languages but it's fun to learn knew stuff in them.

Oh - wait - are your parents okay with this?

[bulletproofzelda]

I'm just going to go become a hobo.

[felixx--flint]

Don’t forget the soda. We’ll be needing a lot of soda. And you should probably bring video games so you can expose me to more and probably beat my ass in every single one. See, me being horrible at math is finally paying off! Welcome, mon amie.

[bulletproofzelda]

Oh, right right, my bad. Can't forget the goods. What kind of soda should I bring? I'll bring my Atari as well so I can pone you in that. And all of the awesome video games.God, I'm going to need like, 3 duffel bags for all my shit once I'm done packing. And they say we need math in the real world. I call bullshit. I don't know Latin. Or is that French? Either way, I'm taking that as a good words so yeah.

[sarahhhhax3]