INACTIVE

archive of i-am-clandestive

[dannielricciardo]

elderly bandom memories:

ryan ross doing cocaine with some random girls ON INSTAGRAM

that dude that tried to scam people claiming he had ryan’s ep

brandon urie and ryan ross ending up at the same haloween party and pretending iT NEVER HAPPENED

ABSOLUTEPUNK.NET

when propertyofzack broke the news that fob was coming back two days before their grand announcements and everyone was like omg zack u such a liar

paramore’s revolving door of members

josh (formerly) from paramore’s cringy blog post

brendon urie’s vine fame

pete and patrick’s solo efforts

kim kardashian in the thanks for the memories video

alex from all time low and tay jardine from we are the in crowd drama during warped tour

when of mice and men were relevant

what even happened with sleeping with sirens

guyliner, the manbun of emo

pete on one tree hill

andrew mcmahon two to three bands ago

mikey way cheating on his wife?????? 

the RUTHLESS bracelet that summer everyone had

TAI TV

the original jagk shirt and glamour kills??

gabe saporta’s purple hoodie and the single with blair waldorf that actually did good???

jeffree star???? singing????? at warped????? 

long fall out boy song names (make fob song names great again)

you me at six? and the fact that no one knew how to spell josh’s name

wHAT HAPPENED IN CAPE TOWN, RYDEN?

travie mccoy’s marriage to katy perry?

the long island bands - tbs, brand new, etc

stage gay

FUELED BY GOSSIP

[sunnyryan]

miss me with that ryan ross cant sing shit. have you heard the young veins??? have you listened to any pre-split live versions of afycso or pretty. odd. ??? beach bones??? stuck in love??? any song ryan sings in??? theyre all masterpieces fight me on this 

[pervocracy]

Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

[thehowlingwolf-deactivated20180]

I hate how people assume that when there are many women together, that things are going to get “catty” or “omg there’s so much estrogen! things are going to get emotional!” 

When I’ve been surrounded by women, things just felt “right”…it’s hard to explain but it just feels a lot better than being surrounded by men.

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

[lovblush]

retweet if you’re GAY, you’re CONCERNED ABOUT THE BEES, or if you WANNA DIE

[frecklebub]

i think this covers 99,9% of tumblr

[ingelnook]

who needs a boyfriend when spotify makes you a mixtape of songs it thinks you’d like every monday 

[lipatti]

am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…

[audible-smiles]

I just heard a psychologist (Guy Winch) say that the people that positive affirmations help most are actually the people who have high or at least normal self-esteem. They really do cheer those people up!

But for the rest of us they run so counter to our general worldview (we’re fundamentally bad and deserve nothing) that our brain rejects them immediately as lies and uses that moment to remind us of how terrible and abnormal we actually are.

What usually works for people with low self-esteem is stuff like writing out a list of very specific things we know we’re good at, and revisiting it every day to write a paragraph elaborating on one of those things (i.e. “I’m a compassionate person and here are five examples”) to try to set our brain on a different track long term.

[princess-tia-beanie-deactivated]

That makes so much sense.

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

the psychology behind the “ok that sounds fake but ok” meme 

[kaiju-lightning]

Holy crap

[bonusvampirus-blog]

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

[astroe]

shane morris and why everybody hates him

well, where the fuck do i begin? this probably won’t be completely chronological because shane pussies out every few months, and deletes his blog, leaving us with no dates and not many sources except the combined knowledge of bandom. 

i am going to catagorize this to help it make a bit more sense (and hell yeah i’m using full-stops!)

TW: rape, self harm, abuse, pedophilia, body-shaming, sexism, swearing, talk of drug use, suicide, nazism, classism, generally dicky things.

1 - the beginnings

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[babblingfishes]

Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

equally-confused shrugging

“about 20%”

return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer

take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses

lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”

ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers

[coracoidal]

Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene

[babblingfishes]

Absolutely

[procrastinating-writer-rambles]

This is my favourite post.

[thomples]

why is pop punk called pop punk do they not understand that that is like the biggest oxymoron ever and also pop punk is neither pop nor punk it should be called vans vans snapback basement music

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[cyanidefrnk-blog]

[mysharona1987]

This is great.

[surprisebitch]

real life character development

[queerpong-blog]

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

[bullets-revenge]

@insolentparis 

[gaypitbull]

Homophobia: Murder, corrective rape, conversion therapy, being disowned, losing your job, getting denied housing, harassment, etc

“Heterophobia”: being called a “straighty” on the internet.

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Racism: Murder, police brutality, corrupt criminal justice system, not being hired for a job you’re qualified to do, denied housing, racial profiling, hate crimes, etc

“Reverse Racism”: being called a “whitey” on the internet. 

[feministfront]

Sexism: objectification, dehumanization, restrictive gender roles, sexual violence, economic inequality, disproportionate allocation of unpaid labor, devaluation of anything seen as feminine, et cetera.

Reverse sexism: people selling “male tears” mugs on etsy.

[spirit-of-science]

Transphobia: Murdered, disowned, sexually assaulted, poor medical care, not allowed to use public facilities, not allowed in homeless shelters, can be legally fired from jobs or kicked out of housing just for being trans, etc.

Cisphobia: Down With Cis T-shirts

[patchworkheart-deactivated20200]

Ableism: Child murder, abuse, abandonment, antivaxxer movements, subminimum wage legislation deeming it legal to pay disabled folks 80% less than the minimum wage, abusive special ed teachers, rape, homelessness, more murder, suicide, media demonizing mental illness.

Reverse Ableism: not being able to park in the handicap spot, being inconvenienced by the construction of a fucking ramp, having to learn how to raise a fucking child.