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@bullshitcharacterssay
Kenny: What are you getting Kyle for the holidays?
Cartman : I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when he's already got everything he could've ever wanted when he married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Stan: I'm getting Kyle a divorce lawyer.
Stan: Who would you swipe right for? Cartman or Kyle?
Kenny: I would delete the app.
Kyle, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Kyle: THERE. Now send it.
Stan: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Kyle: JUST DO IT!
later
Kenny: So what does it say?
Cartman , reading the letter: He says he's going to "lick my...."
Kenny:
Cartman :
Kenny: Gross-
Mathias: Goodnight to the love of my life, Erik, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Mathias: I want to kiss you.
Erik, not paying attention: What?
Mathias: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Erik, to Mathias: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.
Mathias: …
Erik: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.
Mathias: Something’s off.
Erik: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Mathias: No, but that’s funny.
Sam: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Bucky, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Thomas: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.
Sybbie: What’s the difference then?
Thomas: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
George : Note to self; never get shot.
Thomas: I hope you have an explanation for this.
George : We have three, actually!
Sybbie: Pick your favorite.
*Thomas is talking about his past*
Thomas: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Sybbie: Thomas, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
George : Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Thomas: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
George : Sybbie is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Thomas: Okay, were you talking before she got upset?
George : ...yes?
Thomas: That's probably it.
George : I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Thomas: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
George : You don’t have to wear…
Thomas: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Thomas: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
George : But what if something else happens just this one time.
Thomas: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Jimmy: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
Thomas: Can you cut me some slack, Jimmy? I’m sort of in love.
Jimmy: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Thomas: I’m in love with you.
Jimmy: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Jimmy: Thomas, you love me, right?
Thomas: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.