[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

[facialscrub-deactivated20200820]

[memehumor]

[hydro-homies]

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[veeranger]

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

[veeranger]

me looking at porn to raise my body temp and delay hypothermia

[veeranger]

why are people still reblogging this its summer

[kaiju-emperor]

Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.

[veeranger]

i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

[reverseracism]

[yermemeblog]

A B S O L U T E U N I T

[weedcellar]

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

[kimbras-deactivated20150415]

[hoebutmadefashion]

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

[quotefeeling]

[selivakyle]

venom is getting bad reviews because clearly no movie critics are monster fuckers. send tweet.

[selivakyle]

like honestly though you know these plain ass bitches were going into those theatres hoping to have some film about how eddie brock overcame the scary slime monster to take down the evil scary bad business man and then he and miss blondie would ride into the sunset on the back of his motorbike and i just have to ask like… did they all seriously watch eddie “big bitch energy” brock and venom “big slut energy” symbiote in the trailer releases and think “oh yes, this is going to be an intellectual piece of film”? No! this film is for horny people and people with taste so bad it’s good. no i won’t elaborate.

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[cwote]

“Give yourself credit for the days you’ve made it when you thought you couldn’t.”

— cwote (via thoughtkick)

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I’m bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[fucktheevanuris]

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.