Cuzzo

Tam | 24 | I've gotten rid of my braces :(

[catcrumb]

[01ncubus]

i forgot to post this OOOUU....

[writing-prompt-s]

"So I know you sent me to kill the leader of the demons…but there have been some complications" The hero said, trying to hide the ring on their finger.

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

^^^

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Very annoy when this happens

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Where’s that post that says how tumblr is able to identify experiences that we don’t bring up, but are quite universal

[ltwilliammowett]

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

[captain-price-officially]

[ltwilliammowett]

Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

[clover-patches]

[stolenviolet]

Uh oh! When Voldemort hit Harry with the killing curse in the forest, it created a life instead of taking one.

[cannibalchicken]

[frierenburger]

easy, I'm already underfunded and always late

[bleuuuuuet]

🌟✒️🩸

And the alternative versions

[from 2022]

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[theamazincactus]

These guys...

Bonus:

[digitalsophie]

fucking the carrier pigeon guy for carrier pigeons

[jupajuby]

My take on lifeguard Zarya

[neenarchive]

accidentally going to the for you tab on here is so scary. this isn't my beautiful house. these aren't my beautiful mutuals.

[neenarchive]

sometimes your mutual is there but it's like meeting them in a scary forest or haunted castle where the hallways shift and move perhaps

[mothcub]

Another cat image I had to draw.

[soulspark]