This still cracks me up.

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This still cracks me up.
Akali: THE DEAL WAS THAT IF IT TOOK LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES TO DELIVER, IT'S FREE!
Sivir: THAT'S NOT REALLY FAIR WHEN YOU AND EVELYNN TRY TO RUN ME OVER!
Sivir: AND I STILL GOT IT HERE WITH ONE SECOND TO SPARE, FUCK YOU! NOW PAY ME!
Kai'sa: Hold up, what?
Ahri: If I get hit by a car, I don't need to work out.
Akali: Kai'sa got hit by a car and she still got up to work out.
Ahri: What a weirdo.
Sivir: I'm sorry, back up, what happened to Kai'sa?!
Ahri: What are we?
Evelynn: K/DA!
Ahri: What are we?!
Akali: K/DA!!
Ahri: WHAT ARE WE?!
Kai'sa: DEPRESSED!!!
Ahri: KAI'SA!
Kai'sa: Sorry.
Kai'sa: K/DA, I guess.
Akali: If you kill people, they die.
Evelynn: Oh really, I didn't know that.
Kai'sa:[Concerned]
Akali: We call ass 'a peach', why can't I call my tits 'meat sacks'?
Evelynn: Darling, I love you, but I am not going to swoon about meat sacks.
Akali: Okay, well, it's either meat sacks or flesh balls.
Evelynn: Can I please have a third option?
Ahri to Kai'sa, pointing to Akalynn: Who says romance is dead?
Ahri: Grrrrrr...rrrraaaaaaauuuuur!
Ahri: Cough, cough. Ack.
Ahri: Aaack. ACK.
Ahri: HABAGACK!!
Ahri:[Clears throat]
Ahri:...
Ahri: Where was I? Oh yeah...
Ahri: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Creepy voice on the phone: You're going to die in seven days.
Akali: No, you.
Creepy voice: Wha-
Akali, hangs up: Got him. Haha.
That's...uh...one way to think about it, Akali. I mean...she's technically not wrong.
Kai comforting Siv hc?
Headcannons
Sivir is a strong person, after all she survived a near death experience. Emotionally, she's pretty open but that wasn't always the case. When Sivir was younger, way before K/DA, she was pretty guarded and distrustful. It was even worse during Cassiopeia era. Sometimes those old habits come back in form of insecurities.
Kai'sa is aware about Sivir's background and her past. So she's not concerned when Sivir suddenly gets a bit snappy and guarded about specific topics- trust, relying on other people, actually letting others in her life.
Kai'sa is patient with Sivir. She doesn't push her to talk about it. Something that Sivir discovered is that she tends to relax more with Kai'sa's physical comfort. Kai'sa just has this way of relaxing your body and making the insecurities roll off your back.
It's a slow process but Kai'sa is patient. She knows Sivir responds well with gentle kisses, back massages, and letting her hold her close. It's all physical, as if Sivir is trying to remember that not everyone has a cold knife waiting to attack. It's warm. It's soft. It's Kai'sa. And she doesn't have secrets, just love.
Chat fic updated, cuties. 😘😘
Chat fic updated!
Sona, dead silent:…
Kai'sa: Wow, that’s deep, Sona.
Ahri, Evelynn, and Akali:
Akali:...
Akali's thoughts: If you can read my thoughts then hello.
Sona, telepathically: Hi, Akali.
Akali:...
Akali, breaking down Evelynn's door: BABE, HOLY FUCK!
Fox Ahri:[Cries]
Irelia: Why is she crying?
Akali: Because you didn't specifically say good morning to her.
Irelia:...
Irelia to Fox Ahri: Good morning, Ahri.
Fox Ahri:[Happy yip noises]
BladeMaven if anyone is interested. :)
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Akali:[Does anything dumb]
Irelia, in her head: God she's so stupid but she's still my kouhai...