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[mjalti]

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

[bunababe]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[thebootydiaries]

when i catch myself catching feelings

[killue]

something: *goes right for once*

me:

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[ghouljihoon-deactivated20131029]

if we’re in a mutual follow feel free to give me your credit card number ! :)

[gustingirl]

bother me with these please

1: What’s the most annoying thing about your best friend/s? 2: Least favorite TV shows? 3: Favorite moment with your best friend/s? 4: What’s one quality you would like to have? 5: Name three people of your same sex you would: marry,kiss and fuck 6: Do you like your full name? 7: Tell me your most embarrasing memory 8: Favorite color to wear? 9: Favorite restaurant? 10: What would be a good first date for you? 11: Are you a good wrestler? 12: Are you allergic to something? 13: Would you be a good singer? 14: Who’s the last person you told “I love you” to? 15: What car would you buy if you had enough money? 16: Favorite cover of a song? 17: What was your last conversation about? 18: Where were you born? 19: Least favorite app? 20: Tell me two facts about your country of birth 21: Do you like wearing sunglasses? 22: When it’s a good moment for a first kiss? 23: What are your nationalities? 24: What would make you drop college/university? 25: A crossover between two shows (any shows) you would like to see? 26: Long or short hair? 27:A character from a book/TV show/movie that shouldn’t have died? 28: Favorite movie scene? 29:Do you ship more fiction people or more real people? 30: Favorite country song? 31: Favorite John Green book? 32: Least favorite Ed Sheeran song? 33: Favorite ship? 34: How do you deal with sexual tension? 35: Name a celebrity who died that you miss 36: Favorite Harry Potter spell? 37: Something you are scared of losing? 38: Someone you regret meeting? 39: Have you ever been hurt by someone you thought he/she was your friend? 40: Do you easily open up to people? 41: What is a gift you love receiving? 42: What is something you could leave easily? 43: Rant about that’s eating you up 44: If you could make one phone call to anyone right now, who would it be and what would you say? 45:Are you easy to love?

[itsagifnotagif]

Old but still one of my fave memes

[shakugan-archive]

[guccimaneworkoutplan]

The game is changing

[darkroom-tech]

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.

(via liebeficktunsalle)

[nirvanaquotes]

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.

Anne Frank’s Diary (via neutral)

[bewbin]

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

[stability]

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[just-shower-thoughts]

I guess the EU has 1 GB of free space now

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

this pun is the only good thing to come out of brexit

[drizzydrehk-deactivated20170722]

[bajn]

starring

[babyanimalgifs]

[asianconfusion]

[from Tupac: Resurrection 2003]