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Andulka
Stranger Things
styofa doing anything
JVL
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Keni
pixel skylines
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
KIROKAZE
Love Begins
noise dept.
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@bungodelusionbread
I don't know how I did it but I have high LDL cholesterol, low HLD cholesterol, pre diabetic, and am critically under weight. Like how do I fix any of this without making something else worse? Don't have high sodium though.
You are always told that as long as you are not fat your healthy, but my dog that's not true.
Random Quotes I've Collected part 6
We talked about the pros and cons of poisoning ourselves with carbon monoxide versus jumping out of a tree. And then we ordered pizza...
Random Quotes I've Collected part 5
Foster care didn't raise no bitch.
Random Quotes I've Collected part 4
So like... In theory pot is a tree.
Random Quotes I've Collected part 3
So picture this: I'm upstairs in my room. 6 middle aged women all stumble into the house through the front door. It's a race from my room to the kitchen before they make their way over to the table where the Gay Evidence lies. As they're in the hallway removing their coats and shoes I LEAP from the bedroom window to the roof of the garage. I slide down the drainpipe, fireman style, into the garden. Tear open the back door into the laundry room and race into the kitchen to steal back my property. When I'm confronted with 7 drunk women on a Tuesday night, I see my mom already sat down at the table. Letter in hand. Tears in her eyes. Wine on the table.
It was a shitshow, to be frank, they all ended up coddling me into their arms one by one like a weird baptism as they kissed me on the forehead and told me I was still their collective son. I don't think any of them actually remember it. I wish I couldn't. It was the ultimate embarrassment.
Random Quotes I've Collected part 2
Fucking nice people.
Random Quotes I've Collected part 1
Opening my mouth, it said the first thing that came to my sleepy mind, "Did you turn off the stove?"
The best part of being depressed and anxious is that it fules creativity like a motherfucker.
Maybe they're really creativity by nature, or maybe it's anxiety.
*burps*
You douchebag!
I went to make a tumbler account to post the shit post like things I hear while in the system, but to my dismay and surprise I already have an account. I go to delete it and make a new one, but I must see what I have done, and oh Satan. Wtf. What the everloving sugar-coated hell diped FUCK is this shit?
You have to wear the same clothes your current icon wears every day for the rest of your life! How screwed are you?
I...I-I......they didn't have clothes, do......
Do I wear fur???
Okay, okay we have fandoms, but where are my fanSUBS.
Careful children the Beatles are a gateway drug. Don't end up like ouija here.
My cat is addicted to the Beatles. Ouija No.
Wait a minute. I like to laugh?? He likes to laugh? I'm joker ?
Tell me a joke! :D please?
Wanna know how I got scars?
First you want me to say a joke, then you don't?? Make up your mind
Wait you're not the same person
Fuck you
Can I still hear the joke?
A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"
Would you?
With how life is going what could possibly stop me from saying yes.
Don't you just fucking love when you're going on a walk with your dog. Especially when you start to walk one way but then see a group of people, so you turn around and walk the other way - and they see you do this. But for some dumb fuck reason, these fucking troglodytes decide that what they should do is call over you dog, (that's clearly being distressed by this, and very obviously not completely socialized).
Just, yo I saw you purposely avoiding us, so let me taunt your GERMAN SHEPHERD who's fur is raised and tail is down; but continue to call your dog even louder as you try to get away.
FUCK. YOU.
