In love with the galaxy's edge

🔅 you are my white light 🔅

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[alexander]

Gen Z look

[teenagerposts]

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[teenagerposts]

[whitepeopletwitter]

The wild Wild West

[quodmien]

SWEATPANTS

[cameronsmonaghan]

[best-of-memes]

[roideslions]

*sends risky text* *turns off phone for 3 months*

[sneakyfeets]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[spookytheoristpuppy]

I’m gonna need a whole fucking bath house

[hustleinatrap]

[donutsornonuts]

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

[reginasphalanges]

jake gyllenhaal representing my two moods