How To Know If You Are A Bunny: A Comprehensive Guide
What does it mean to be a bunny? That's the question! The bunny council hasn't yet developed a concrete consensus as to where "bunny" ends and "not bunny" begins. Thankfully, there are plenty of common signs as to identifying when you've become a rabbit.
1. You Eating Vegetables And Tasty Plants
Rabbits (typically considered bunnies) eat leafs and also grass and fruits and veggies all of which come from plants. We convert the energy from the plants to perform photosynthesis with our ears (you can read about this at your local library).
Bunnies mostly eat hay which is a plants that you probably aren't and shouldn't be eating very much of I am not gonna lie. However, if you're a bunny you may still find yourself inclined to silflay in your own special way!
Common plants you might find yourself munching upon to satisfy the desire to silflay include (but are not limited to):
Beans
Popped corn
Rice (brown rice with black beans is my personal choice!)
Oats meal
Unpopped corn
While I do not advise feeding pet or wild bunnies any of these, if you find yourself snacking away on tasty plants like these listed, you might be a bunny!
2. Your Favorite Hero is a Trickster-Hero
Across history, there's been myriad depictions and definitions of a "hero," but what historical heroes stand out to you might indicate a particular degree of rabbithood!
The "trickster" is a particularly common heroic trope among rabbits. This type of hero uses their wits and cleverness to achieve their goals through trickery and subversion. How inspiring!
If you're unimpressed by a strong protector or a mighty hunter but instead get inspired by one who persists despite their powerlessness and triumphs with the power of their mind and spirit, youmight be a bunny!
3. Burrow in the Ground
Bunnies are cozy in the burrows (safe and really good!). Sometimes you might get cozy in a "burrow" of your own comforts. Very intriguing!
Are you hiding from something?
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Even bunnies need to leave the burrow sometimes.
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4. The Ears (The Ears)
Bunnies have very very big ears that are good at hearing things. When bunnies hear things, they (their ears?) usually (go) because their ears are listening!!!
Listen to sounds with your ears and you hear things! What whispers do you hear emanating from the hearts of those you care deeply about? Their souls???
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If you believe in the transformative power of music and interpersonal connection, you might be a bunny!
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5. You ARE a Bunny!
:)
6. You Will Be!
: )
7. Ready or Not!
