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Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters

"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"

"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."

"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."

" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."

"This dumb tree is also my friend."

"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "

"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."

"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"

"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."

"Finger on throat means death!"

"They got my dick message."

"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."

"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "

"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."

"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."

"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."

"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."

"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

"You got issues."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"

" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"

"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."

"You're an imbecile."

"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."

"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"

"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"

"We're just like Kevin Bacon."

"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"

"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."

"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".

"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"

"Creepy little beast!"

"I don't learn. One of my issues."

"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"

"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"

"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"

"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."

"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."

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❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme

So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.

‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’

‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’ 

‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’

‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’

‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’ 

‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’

‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’

‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’

‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’

‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’

‘ Please try this religion. ’

‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’

‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’

‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’

‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’

‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’

‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’

‘ Hire a samurai. ’

‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’

‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’

‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’

‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’

‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’

‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’

actually a Typhoon

‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’

‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’

‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’

‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’

‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’

‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’ 

‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’

‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’

‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’

‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’

‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’

‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’

‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’

‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’

‘ Can you maybe chill? ’

(scared of russia)

‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’

[You’ve got mail].

‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’

(1) new war request.

[bunnyhcpps-blog]

;; anyone miss me? no? okay.

[ferociouspride-deactivated20190]

I can’t believe I reached this many followers in such a short amount of time. Lionheart’s popularity polls speak for themselves, but no seriously thanks for making this blog so much fun to run. This fandom has been lovely and despite my initial doubt I’ve had an absolute blast doing threads and watching my dash. I’m sorry for my current inactivity but once things settle down I’ll jump right back in.

Thank you to everyone for the past couple of weeks. Lionheart has been a joy to rp and regardless of writers block or my busy schedule I hope to do more with him in terms of character and story.

I never know what to do for milestones so sorry for my lack of originality.

Here are some blogs I adore in no particular order. Either we’ve got a thread, talked ooc, or I just love seeing your posts on my dash.

@bunbobby @preciouscinnamonbunny @hustlingvulpine @somepointsomewhere @tigrissaltatores @wildebcrry @lovelymayor @hasenzahn @xvulpxs @framedfox @oneslybunny @ccrrots @dumb–fox @bunnyhcpps @hornedchief @hannah-the-small @officerbunnyhopps @tryeverythiing  @cxrrotcake @shiftywildefox @notatokenbunny @vectorofhope @slybcnny

[thunderflcwer-moved]

;; hey guys! gonna be away from my laptop until possibly sunday or monday! so hit me up in im if you want to rp there or get my skype! :D

[thunderflcwer-moved]

I was born in a thunderstorm           I grew up overnight              I played alone      I’m playing on my own               I survived

[bunnyhcpps-blog]

Send one for a kiss from my muse.

👄 a kiss on the lips

⚪️ a kiss on the cheek

🔷 a kiss on the eyelid

⬛️ a kiss on the hand

▫️ a kiss on the forehead

♦️ a kiss on the ear

🔘 a kiss on a bruise/wound/etc.

〰 a kiss on the chest

🔃 a kiss on the leg

🔶 a kiss on the neck

🔻 a kiss on the nose

[eightspartans]

Oddly enough, Bellwether turned herself in…

Original idea from a friend of mine, @tachi-up.

[gunnerdecody-blog]

FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES

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Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

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@bunnyhcpps​ | X

“I meant that you’re starting to draw a crowd because the entire city knows your face, but if you want to take that as a joke, go right ahead. At least it’s already our job to subdue pandemonium.” 

He pauses, shoots her an amused sideways glance that flicks from her head to her feet. 

“… What did you think I was trying to say, fluff?”

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She felt an odd sense of relief mixed with disappointment at the reply. Oh. So he wasn’t remarking anything about her per se, just who she was to the public. Glancing away, she let her ears fall. Why did this bother her so much?

Looking back up to the fox, she furrowed her brows and shook her head.

“Nothing. I-It was nothing, Nick.” Of course it wasn’t nothing.

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    @bunnyhcpps liked for a starter

    “Officer Hopps, what a pleasant surprise to see you again,” Lionheart smiled and nodded his head towards the smaller Mammal. Coming to a stop in front of her the lion takes notice of her badge and can’t help how big his grin gets.It truly was inspiring to know she helped to protect Zootopia. He never had any doubts that she’d do well in the city’s police force

    “Hows the police work going? Any interesting cases so far?” He gives a low chuckle, “Ah but I suppose that information is classified.”

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“Mayor Lionheart!” She beamed, hopping the last few steps to stand before him. She had a reason to hold her head high in front of him now. Not that she didn’t before, but this one seemed much more valuable. The bunny shifted to one foot, folding her arms behind her back. “Well, not anything big, really. It’s been pretty peaceful since the Nighthowler case, but, Chief Bogo suspects that it’s just the calm before the storm. Since everyone is in that period of mutual respect?”

She shook her head as if this were the most unbelievable thing she’d ever heard. But, it was completely the truth of the matter. Soon things would get out of hand once more. “Anyhow, how’ve things been for you? I hope you’re not, y’know, mad at me for arresting you and all.”

[bunnyhcpps-blog]

"You might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look bad."

@dumbestfox

          “Wh-What?” Exactly what was he poking at there? She           shifted nervously and smiled, trying to play it cool. “I’m           sure you’re just joking, and that’s not very funny, Nick.”

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he shivered at the cold feeling of her body pressing against his, shaking his head. he hummed in thought before rolling his eyes, “alright, but i’m already cold. the sacrifices i make for you.” he joked, lifting his shirt as a gesture for her to crawl under.

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“you’re honestly just the best, nick.” she smiled and slipped under his shirt, burrowing her face into his fur. no matter what he said, he was so warm. sniffling, the bunny smiled and hugged his waist tightly. “what would i do without you?”

[bunnyhcpps-blog]

send my muse a pick up line

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Were do you hide your wings?

Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.

Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Writes on a napkin: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Will you marry me for just one night?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

What are you doing tonight beside me?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted?

What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You look like trash, may I take you out?

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Little did she know, this fox had a trick up his sleeve. A very mild and not at all cruel one, of course. He wouldn’t ever do anything to harm her; getting her riled up was another story. “This is gonna blow your mind, Carrots.”

After pressing play, he glanced down at her with a devious smirk on his face. Surely, the delightful sound of Never Gonna Give You Up would thrill her.

[bunnyhcpps-blog]

She was truly expecting a new Gazelle video, so, when that terrible song met her ears instead, the little officer looked to her companion in disgust. “Nicholas-!! You  horrible, mean, fox!!” She laughed, playfully slugging his arm and shaking her head. She was a tad disappointed.

“You are simply impossible, Nicholas Wilde.” She was beaming at him, folding her arms tightly over her chest as she shifted her weight to one foot. “What am I gonna do with you, hm?”