Nathana!

31|girl|bi i procrastinate

[cannibalchicken]

[huffylemon]

[juniepops]

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[myrrhemaid]

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

[merroki]

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[jasper-rolls]

you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom

[niggazinmoscow]

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

[homoz]

[homoz]

[soviettart]

[doktorgirlfriend]

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

[markwatney]

call 911 she’s been shot

[daily-showerthoughts]

do crabs think we walk sideways

[godisablckwoman-deactivated2019]

You’re doing amazing sweetie

[aquariushawty]

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cartoon characters running in one spot before dashing away looks really fake until you see a dog skittering on a smooth floor.

[bunnymort]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed