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Do It (2026) Yves, dir. underscores

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

draconym

Me, 3am: But am I even deserving of love

The Steve Irwin That Lives In My Brain: Crikey, get a look at this art teacher! These are so important to the local area, right, because they create habitat for heaps of vulnerable critters like juvenile nerds, goths, and furries. I love finding these because they often have these great ornamentations that they can use to identify one another. Take a look at the piercings and tattoos, here. Absolutely gorgeous! Let's let this one get back to sleep.

myrrhemaid

Doctor: “We tested for pulmonary hypertension fourteen times. All his vitals were the same as last visit. He just went from sleeping to extremely energetic very fast and his body couldn’t keep up.” How is this dog even real???

#miss you buddy

philcollinsenjoyer

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

meadow-dusk

alexiaroselikethewine

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

kittygirltitty

rock & roll

alexiaroselikethewine

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

artbytesslyn

A 100+ Page Horror Anthology. Twelve stories of HELL, PURGATORY, and HEAVEN, from LGBTQIA+ Creative Teams!

The religious horror LGBT+ anthology I'm part of is on its last week of funding and can use your help!! Please consider pledging to get a book with an insanely stacked writer/ artist list!!

My segment, written by Brent Fisher and illustrated by me, is about an angel in a horror heaven. I've drawn some stuff I can't even describe with words ok you gotta see this

artbytesslyn

THANK YOUUUU FOR THE SUPPORT WOWOW!!

We crossed the $30k line BUT we still need $5k! Boosts greatly appreciated!!

#oh shit this looks great #gonna back now

hottestroadkill

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

atomicdaydream

Taken by Artemis 2😁😁😁😁 Look at that shit!!!! First time seeing the other side of the moon!!!!!

sroloc--elbisivni

i've been slowly watching through every bugs bunny cartoon ever made for comic relief and i just got to 'To Hare is Human,' which is Bugs vs Wile E. Coyote, where Coyote orders himself a big ol' fancy computer to help him catch Bugs, and. well.

i am simply going to think of this forever when i hear about people saying they 'asked chatGPT'

mortalityplays

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

mortalityplays

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

yvesource

Yves 4th EP [NAIL]

2026.04.17 (Fri) 1PM KST

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

rue-nightly

A 2025 update

maccadot

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

carby

Do not ever let reddit psyop actors tell you that contacting your representatives doesn't do anything because when both of my Democrat senators voted yes to confirm some of Trump's cabinet picks last year, many of us emailed them and asked "What the entire fuck?" and they listened. One voted no and the other abstained (not great but at least not a yes) for Markwayne Mullin (Trump's DHS pick). I am now emailing the 'no' voting Senator to thank him, and emailing the other to express concern but also thanking him that it at least was not a yes.

Contact your reps. Do not listen to people saying it doesn't work.

the-warlock-syndicate

Senators are not politicians. I know that definitionally they are, but you can't think of them like that. A politician occupies a higher class than you, and makes you subconsciously defer to them. A senator is a public servant. A senator is YOUR public servant. You pay them, you own their ass. Go search up their number, and make it a contact in your phone. Every time you see a headline you don't like, you call them and you complain. What is your public servant doing while you aren't paying attention? These people got the position by being conniving cutthroat backstabbers, and you really can't trust them to do your will if you aren't paying attention. Micromanage. Check what bills they are proposing. Check what bill's they might be voting on. Tell them exactly how you want them to vote.

They owe you their time and energy, and if you aren't calling to tell them how to use it, you are wasting your tax dollars.