Single and Approximately 85% Ready to Mingle

25. He/him

[preacherboyd]

The Exorcist | 2x10 Unworthy

[4o4notf0und]

THE EXORCIST (2016–2017) — season 1

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[newkidsontheblocklist]

This post has found its target market

[catchymemes]

[sexygaywizard]

[vimbry-moved]

you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again

[vimbry-moved]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lostsoullover]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[tumbwr]

[tearlessrain]

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

[tearlessrain]

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

[tearlessrain]

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

[catchymemes]

[itsatorchwoodthing]

when i tell you guys that jack feels like he’ll never be rose in the doctor’s eyes and ianto feels he’ll never be the doctor in jack’s

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[smallpox-juicebox]

[prismaprimrose]

I imagine The Bad Wolf is a legend on Gallifrey, and if Rose had stayed with the Doctor in her own universe, the Doctor Would have had Scary Dog Privilege any time the Gallifreyans escaped the Time Lock

It'd be like, from the doctor's pov:

And then from the Gallifreyans:

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[2649901]

[rembeingnormalwouldbeweird]

Do you ever think about how doctor who started before the moon landing. Like bro, humans hadn't even been on the moon when this show started....and it's a show about travelling in time and space

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more