Story of a Smooch

🐰 Smooch [3yr] 👤 (me) Andrew [30yrs] starlightfae is my main blog! follows will come from there! :3c

[babycheesecake]

ok sure

[spindle-and-nima]

Polite feetie

[bunnysmooch]

what the (human) bathroom is for, according to my bunny Smooch:

fighting the toilet brush

sniffing around your feet (threat)

attacking your pantsleg while you are on the toilet

digging on the bathmat towel

flopping on the tile floor

honkshoo’ing

[rabbithaver]

loafing with his ball #hisball

[spindle-and-nima]

These spot the difference pictures are getting really difficult

[baopondering]

Mar 27th

[bunnysmooch]

just told my bunny that if he didn’t get out of my way, i would shit on him

and i. was not being figurative.

[unspuncreature]

don’t 4get to eat your greens :oP

[unspuncreature]

hijacking one of my favorite pics of finnegan ever to say: happy birthday to my boy!!!

he is one year old today :o) ♥️🎉

[unspuncreature]

hey this thing keeps eating all my hay does anyone know what this is. it’s two years old. diet coke for scale. please ignore the ghost in the background she’s busy rn

[yay-bunnies]

⚠️Warnign! If you attack a 🐇Bunnies, it might trap you in its 💎Bunnies Crystal.

[nikirgb]

⚠️Warnign! If you attack a 🐇Bunnies, what is wrong with you. what is wrog with you why would you do that why would you try to hurt 🐇Bunnies. explode

[belennui]

When it snowed a lot last week, I tried to introduce the monkeys from my circus to the cold fluff. They were not very impressed, and we went back inside because it started snowing again.

[nyxandshion]

I like your monkeys and the way you run your circus

[spindle-and-nima]

One of the many quirks of Miss Pants is how she likes to rest her head in my cupped hand while I pet her and let me hold her entire head like a burger

MISS PANTS EEE

If she ever did this to me I think the only appropriate response would be bursting into uncontrollable tears

[fatherflytrap]

☀️🌷🌼🌱 happy ostara / spring equinox!

[accidentalstrix]

a collection of gifs i made of me petting my bunny

[babycheesecake]

help he's becoming violent

[Video ID: A rabbit explores a living room before suddenly jumping onto a couch and onto his owner's face.]

[minotaurapologist]

Flat fuck Friday

[minotaurapologist]

Flatter than ever

[babycheesecake]

Cheesecake clamoring for pellets:

[spindle-and-nima]

Toddler active hours at 2 am

[spindle-and-nima]

Unsurprisingly thats nosey in the front.

Oh how he's grown

[spindle-and-nima]

Oh its both.

He bothers everyone in his immediate location as much as he can i need him to go Bothering things outside now

[minotaurapologist]

Hello we are the government in charge of nature. Please stop training your creatures to become deers we already have deers.

Ffffffuck you