Story of a Smooch

🐰 Smooch [4yr] 👤 (me) Andrew [30yrs] starlightfae is my main blog! follows will come from there! :3c

[bunnysmooch]

we have a nature center nearby and they have a bunny named Cupcake! they were cleaning her pen in the first 2 pics so she was eager for pets and freedom lol

the rest are her playing the “i’m better than you” game with the kids trying to feed her hay 🤭

[dusty-fat-boy]

Sometimes I wake up to the sounds of suspicious crunching and this is what I sit up to find...

[decaf-cappuccino]

binky/flop combo

[bunnysmooch]

we have multiple workers coming today, so we had to cage the beast. tell me why he’s scrunched up in the corner like that when he’s got a wholeass kennel to be in?

also that’s not poop everywhere, he has chewed MANY holes in his pink blanket

[bunnysmooch]

i fear i have led you all astray… despite the tag being “sir smooch’s story”…….. he is not a sir at all 😔

i don’t mean that Smooch is a girl, just that “sir” implies he is a gentleman, and he’s not. he’s a rude little boy.

his full name is Smooch Hasenpfeffer [my last name]. there’s no ‘sir’ in there, i just chose the tag because of the alliteration 😔

i debated on changing his tag to “story of a smooch” but it’s very similar to the tag i used to use for one of my rainbow bridge bunnies (“tales of a sugar cookie”) and i just could never decide ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[spindle-and-nima]

In my continuous effort to see less AI generated animals on the internet I followed your blog (because you post Real Rabbits that you know and cherish and love and it makes me happy) and the unintended consequence is that now tumblr recommends me every bun owner blog under the sun. Just nothing but bunnies for days. I'm delighted and thought you should know about your impact on Bun Propagation!

Wahoo!!

Heres fizzy loitering to add to your dash

[bunnysmooch]

“summer time” means “waterbowl pillow time”

[bunnysmooch]

double feets

you can see his fur is mussed up from where i was scritching his head lol

[tamnsy]

was making sure that even tho i cant have fruits and veggies rn my bunny can and came across this wonderful graphic

[minotaurapologist]

Welcome home Willoughby

[bunnysmooch]

a bunny desires nothing more in this world than to become a slipper

this must be the reason, or why else would they desperately dart underfoot when you are walking??

[demolitionbunnies]

may i talk to you about your car's extended warranty

[bunnysmooch]

icky yucky guy who licks the bathroom floor! ewwwww!!!

[spindle-and-nima]

Unrestrained fun foraging for nothing

[spindle-and-nima]

This cottontail keeps showing up at my door in the early morning to just stare

[bunnysmooch]

good luck to everyone else in the U.S. with pets today, i know it can be stressful for everyone

fortunately i do not have this particular issue

Smooch literally could not be less bothered about the fireworks (this is during fireworks with the window open btw)

also a special shoutout to anyone with noise sensitivities or triggers related to the fireworks. my heart goes out to y’all for having to deal with this shit every year 💖

[bunnysmooch]

he flopped against my leg while i was petting him 🥹