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People call me Zach. I'm not that funny or interesting or anything really

[orly-peach]

You hurt me, so I killed you. With liquor and smoke and strange beds that smelled of honeyed perfume. I performed autopsies on your corpse, presented dissertations on all the reasons you had to go. I buried your body in “I don’t care"s and “leave me alone"s, with instructions on how to forget you. But even after death, you lived on in my fears. So I killed you again, and kept killing you, over and over. But it never got any better.

this is your story (h.t.)

[buns-for-hands]

Maybe if I had just stayed under the water for a little bit longer

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I lie it’s often because I don’t want to spend time explaining the truth.

[ava-x]

[buns-for-hands]

I wish I was dead

[ho-rrific-deactivated20160617]

[buns-for-hands]

Really fucking lonely

[buns-for-hands]

You guys don't know the first fucking thing about a hard life.

[yoursummerdreamz]

[bigspender]

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

[yoursummerdreamz]

[buns-for-hands]

I can be in a certain place for a small amount of time before shit breaks loose and I have to leave. Except this time I'm stuck here. My arms have been looking really bare recently.

[buns-for-hands]

Fuck my who fUCKING life

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[universalclouds]

Secretly I hope that when she writes, she writes about me.

(via ixnpitt)

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[supersadcupcakke]

I wonder who will get custody of spidey

[habitualshaker]

wtf is this poster

[zaptap]

captain america and iron man finally put aside thier differences to break spider-man’s arm