[bunsofstyles]

[christdior-deactivated20181010]

[iraffiruse]

[troyesivan]

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

[astrangertomykin]

I will always try and reblog this.

[linkin-lake]

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

[deactivated-momwrecker-deactiva]

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

[gif87a-com]

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

0 hesitation

[arbitrary-stag]

Nyooooooooooooom

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[twitterlols]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[twitterlols]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling. Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.” After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

chaotic evil

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

chaotic learning

[idiotsonfb]

[bravodelta9-deactivated20210218]

I always think it’s insane that Trump got elected until I read things like this. Like, how do these people slip though basic education, manage to survive the real world, and even procreate successfully?

[danger]

[phiyer-deactivated20181129]

[nicollekidman]

me, laying facedown on the floor: i wouldn’t feel like this if i had ten new lipsticks 

[twitterscreencaps]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[softhoneybuns]

That paw’s GLOWIN

[news1es-forever]

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[theshitneyspears]

my friends: in healthy/happy relationships, going to the gym, getting great grades

me: