having armand make a big fuss about how he's repulsed by the act of making a vampire and he would never ever do it under any circumstance and then two episodes later have him turn daniel is such obvious payoff but god is it good payoff. literally a concept that just does not get old
"you are going to live a miserable and inconsequential life and when you die at a traffic light no one will notice you are gone, save for the inconvenience of your death" noooo you are going to BITE him and he is going to be your BABY and you are going to LOVE HIM FOREVER
“your wife, counting down your thrusts” brother i really hate to tell you this but in 50 years you are going to be shaking and gagging for it so much it’s humiliating. you are going to be committing atrocities for just a chance to get at that dick. you are going to be sickened by how much you crave it.
“an ugly duplex back in modesto” ummmm actually he has a beautiful rent stabilized apartment in manhattan with many bedrooms and a mural on his ceiling inspired by one of your homes that hasn’t been built yet. due to the red string of fate that joins you to him. but try again
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Heyyyyy the boops are cute and all ^^ but- while you're clicking that boop button. Why not click for Palestine as well? It helps alot, keep eyes on Palestine!
Happy Halloween to those who celebrate! and never forget from river to sea, Palestine will be free!
obsessed with the idea of puppy!reader that works at a dance studio because how else is she gonna get out all her energy (it doesn’t work and she comes back to john b twice as energetic running all over the chateau)
badly explaining jjpopecleo is like if you had somewhat of a boyfriend for years like he's always over your house and your dad treats him like family but hes kind of a mess with a lot goin on and you're the only person who rlly #gets him but you circle around each other because said somewhat boyfriend is strange and bisexual but he goes to jail for you and kisses you and all but says he loves you but circumstances arise and you kinda develop an infatuation with a gay girl and that goes nowhere and youre thinking "damn i musta convinced her she's gay" only for her to turn around and date? your somewhat boyfriend so you and your bf split its real messy and tense but you fall in love with this other girl whos so sweet and precious and caring and funny but shes also kinda wild and you realize "uh oh...this is my boyfriend if she was a girl" now you bring your new girl home but your dad misses your boyfriend...he was around everyday...but like yall are fighting! hes messing around with a lesbian for some reason! but she finally realizes shes gay after fighting it for years and your boyfriend wants to get back with you but you're dating this rlly cool girl now...but he's like "idgaf scoot over" now you--the biggest dweeb of kildare county--has a boyfriend AND. girlfriend and theyre both kinda crazy but you're happy
lemme hear more about jjs freaky ass and the gun plz
jj in my head is naturally a fucking freak like he’s WEIRD so therefore his partner has to be a lil fucking freak too. i’m imagining she’s already a little turned on by the fact that he always has that gun whether he’s throwing it around for sillies or being protective of her and the group so when he comes to her like “wanna fuck while i pull the gun on you?” she’s already taking her panties off and trying to pull his down too
he’s so sweet afterwards though, putting the gun far away while he kisses all over your face as you come down from your orgasm, heightened by the slight fear of a gun to your head
then there’s another scenario where he threatens to shoot you if you don’t stay still while he’s working you towards your third orgasm, tongue latched to your pussy. he gets up in everytime you move and yells at you to stay fucking still and asks if you want him to fucking shoot you since you won’t listen
there’s not enough people talking about john b and jj fucking reader blind together. like john b’s behind her cooing and holding her up telling her how good she’s doing in between her whining. he slowly sneaks his hand further down, pushing jj’s head down completely trapping him in her pussy but it’s not even needed with the grip that jj had on your thighs, effectively locking him in
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