ranch is DEAD ketchup is my new best friend

August | 23 | he/him - Dan and Phil made me transgender. phannie since 2013

[heyybeach]

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

[gerardwaysbob]

d ♡ p

[diphowell]

they knew they were three months from telling everyone they’ve been in a relationship since they met and dan wrote d <3 p in ketchup and made a beeline for a camera to show it off before walking back and letting phil see. and they’ve never fucking talked about it since.

[boatemboys]

what the fuck

[pseudophan]

knew it

[ditaism]

what life is like knowing dnp reacting to interactive introverts is on it's way

[pipdip-dots]

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

[pseudophan]

"you've also got a birth mark on your back" been looking at that frequently have you phil

[lizardsmp3]

insert every post dan has ever made about phil in the wheel of sacrifice scene ever. yeah im sure he Was slapping Someone with those gloves on huh

[sleepyslag]

they made a patreon with a free tier for a reason I literally don't care if they never post on youtube again.

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil replied to these tweets!

18 July 2026

[lizardsmp3]

#soon

[trainstationhello]

idk how many girl whatevers i got left in me

[lizardsmp3]

LMFAOOOOOO

[pseudophan]

LMFAO

[lizardsmp3]

i do think it’s kinda funny how dan is so audibly terrified of pissing off swifties. someone pls free him

[lesbiphannie]

hard launch tour concept: act 1 ends in phwedding ceremony and act 2 starts with dan and phil arguing leading to phivorce court. tbh i just want to see dan and phil have fake arguments leading to divorce on stage every night like the thought of that makes me giggle with a sick giddiness 😁