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[ahappydnp]

2012 phanfic wattpad cover

[a-gentle-yoink]

practicing our netflix documentary when we admit we were straight the whole time

[lesbiphannie]

its so funny how laughable the idea of them being straight is these days to literally everyone. time really does change everything…phannie life is so beautiful….wow

[lesbiphannie]

awwwwwhhh they’re so cute when they pretend to be straight #memories

[fer3112]

Anyone: Hey Dan, how’s the weather in London?

Dan: oh it’s a fucking nightmare in summer, that’s why if I married Phil we would do it in winter so we don’t sweat in our lovely suits and we would choose an idyllic location in the woods and…..

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Remaining time: 52 minutes

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[diphowell]

thank you for this, @queerphil

[lesbiphannie]

homophobic in the sense i’m scared of dan and phil getting married

[lesbiphannie]

the way the amount of marriage hints are like 10x more hints than they dropped for the tour they’ve announced. Scary.

[dogpuppy]

[lesbiphannie]

so hungover today. someone kill me. dan and phil ii reaction video copyright issue fix and upload save me

[sarahtoninof]

drew dnp in desi traditionals because I think they would look great in them :p <3

[userlesbian]

thinking about “super best friends and soulmates forever” in ii and “real best friends companions through life like actual soulmates” in big. again.

[userlesbian]

^_^

[partytattccs]

internet power couple <3

[seshat15fr]

silly meme sorry

[phillietemple]

my gift for @0wl-slide for the @phandomgiftexchange!! i took the opportunity to finally do pinof art after recent events. hope you like it! ^_^