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burgeredking:

“It’s me Jughead Joker.”

“This whole time, the fourth Joker was right under my nose.”

burgeredking

“Jason Todd ain’t got nothing on me. I’m the real Red Hood.”

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@parttimejusticeleaguer

“I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. I don’t wanna fit in, Batman.”

parttimejusticeleaguer

“I’m sorry, Mr. Jones, but you already live in a society.”

burgeredking

“It’s me Jughead Joker.”

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@heroicheart

“I”m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. I don’t wanna fit in, Remy.”

heroicheart

“dat sounds like a personal problem, homme.”

burgeredking

“I love you.”

@parttimejusticeleaguer

“I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. I don’t wanna fit in, Batman.”

@heroicheart

“I”m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. I don’t wanna fit in, Remy.”

riverdaleblonde‌:

burgeredking‌:

“I can’t believe you never knew I was a nervous eater.”

❛ oh i knew. ❜ she attempts to stifle a laugh. ❛ i just wasn’t aware how much. ❜

“Well you should ask Arch one day. He will give you all the receipts he has of the food I owe him.”

#riverdaleblonde #v; tbd

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#; beanie born #; my candy girl

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partially based on things i’ve said. heavily based on mental illness, esp depression. contains a bunch of soft interactions relating to and about helping and communicating about it.

❝ Please don’t talk to me like that . ❞ ❝ I know it may sound dumb, but are we okay ?? ❞ ❝ Could you make me some [food item] ?? It makes me feel better . ❞ ❝ Can we go on a little walk ?? ❞ ❝ I’m sorry for being away for a while . ❞ ❝ Please just tell me you still love me . ❞ ❝ I’m down, I need cuddles . ❞ ❝ I bought it the other day . It’s dumb but it makes me feel nice . ❞ ❝ I just cleaned my entire room !! ❞ ❝ I decided to make some [food item], I even got my [parent]’s recipe . ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, I only now got the energy to reply . ❞ ❝ I’m trying out [pronouns/name] from now on . ❞ ❝ Are you busy ?? Can we talk for a while ?? ❞ ❝ Could you brush my hair/paint my nails ?? ❞ ❝ When you do [thing] it makes me sad/anxious . ❞ ❝ Do you think I’m pretty ?? ❞ ❝ I think a pet would be good for me . ❞ ❝ You don’t think I’m a burden do you ?? ❞ ❝ There’s nothing wrong with me being sad sometimes. ❞ ❝ Today I’m not doing anything big, I need a soft day. ❞ ❝ Let’s watch [show] together, please. ❞ ❝ No grimdark things today. ❞ ❝ I could use a little bit of attention, if you’re not busy. ❞ ❝ Please stop making loud sounds. ❞ ❝ I didn’t do anything wrong, did I ?? ❞ ❝ Don’t touch me please. ❞

#meme

littlelovelymemes

( * &. – THE KISSING BOOTH SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘ don’t invite any jackasses. ’ ‘ ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect. ’ ‘ my pants ripped. this is literally all i had. ’ ‘ these are my back-up back-ups! ’ ‘ seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here. ’ ‘ how about i relax your face? ’ ‘ i did not think that through. ’ ‘ any excuse for a fight, right? ’ ‘ i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them. ’ ‘ no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you. ’ ‘ never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants. ’ ‘ seriously?! you wanna go down that road?! ’ ‘ i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick. ’ ‘ that skirt is ridiculous. ’ ‘ i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump. ’ ‘ did she say anything about me? ’ ‘ did you tell her about my cute dimples? ’ ‘ i can’t believe you actually gave him your number. ’ ‘ i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t. ’ ‘ my heart is beating so fast. ’ ‘ you can be so sweet when you want to be. ’ ‘ is my butt too big? ’ ‘ you’re way too good for him. ’ ‘ i heard he’s got three nipples. ’ ‘ are you kidding me? i live for this shit. ’ ‘ i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you. ’ ‘ he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight. ’ ‘ he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now. ’ ‘ no boobs are worth a broken nose. ’ ‘ my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking! ’ ‘ you still got a lot to learn, kiddo. ’ ‘ if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe. ’ ‘ it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me? ’ ‘ your days of controlling my life are over! ’ ‘ i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls! ’ ‘ okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here. ’ ‘ no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party! ’ ‘ better get used to disappointment! ’ ‘ sorry i ruined your make-out sesh. ’ ‘ she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway. ’ ‘ oh my god, that was savage! ’ ‘ you’ll love this! it tastes like pink! ’ ‘ between us, he basically does whatever i tell him. ’ ‘ are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess? ’ ‘ you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping. ’ ‘ i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off. ’ ‘ oh, and you threw up on your dress. ’ ‘ i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear. ’ ‘ i said stop wiggling! ’ ‘ aren’t you forgetting something? ’ ‘ just get out, dork. ’ ‘ never let me drink again. ’ ‘ put your shirt on and get out. ’ ‘ i told you to stop telling me what to do. ’ ‘ i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate. ’ ‘ wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help? ’ ‘ it is what it is. ’ ‘ i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you. ’ ‘ everyone just saw that, didn’t they? ’ ‘ oh my god, kill em now. ’ ‘ oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss. ’ ‘ was it? was it just a kiss? ’ ‘ if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it. ’ ‘ i cannot just be another one of your conquests. ’ ‘ is that what you think of me? ’ ‘ you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy. ’ ‘ it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things. ’ ‘ i don’t know what any of this means. ’ ‘ did that clear anything up? ’ ‘ i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit! ’ ‘ and you are taking me home. now! ’ ‘ you know, i meant what i said. ’ ‘ i’m crazy about you. ’ ‘ you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute. ’ ‘ you’re cute when you’re bossy. ’ ‘ you’re really, really cute. ’ ‘ it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything. ’ ‘ oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship. ’ ‘ i was watching porn. ’ ‘ we’re all fucked up in one way or another. ’ ‘ you think i can change? ’ ‘ i don’t think there’s much you can’t do. ’ ‘ is there something going on between you two? ’ ‘ you were never meant to find out this way. ’ ‘ you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together? ’ ‘ so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me. ’ ‘ this is bullshit. ’ ‘ you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch. ’ ‘ please don’t leave like this. ’ ‘ the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too. ’ ‘ you cannot pin this all on me. ’ ‘ just leave me alone. ’ ‘ no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream. ’ ‘ i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault. ’ ‘ i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you. ’ ‘ because i love you. ’ ‘ i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you. ’ ‘ nobody wants us to be together. ’ ‘ what do you want? ’ ‘ i love you and i always, always want to be close to you. ’ ‘ being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love. ’ ‘ i’m saying that i love you and i want you. ’ ‘ i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before. ’ ‘ i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart. ’ ‘ if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life. ’ ‘ i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went. ’ ‘ thanks for staying a little longer. ’ ‘ i want to know what it was that you had to tell me. ’ ‘ i’m saying i love you. ’ ‘ that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me. ’ ‘ you wear superman boxers? ’ ‘ look! you’re blushing. how cute! ’ ‘ i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me? ’ ‘ sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes. ’ ‘ i think she might even let me play with her boobies later. ’ ‘ you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness? ’ ‘ boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies. ’

#meme

[ Finally catching up on Riverdale so I will add a verse for that soon! I have my issues with bad boy Jug but I will tweak things a bit to be more my style.]

#; maxwell speaking

vaememes

👿 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .

A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF NETFLIX’S CAOS PROMPTS, * WARNING: TRIGGERS APPLY; SATANIC WORSHIP, DEATH, GORE & CANNIBALISM. CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❛ i feel bad for her, living in that house, all alone. ❜

❛ i see the bad moon arising, i see trouble on the way. ❜

❛ hello? ❜

❛ help me, please .. ❜

❛ you poor creature, my cottage is just down the road. ❜

❛ did we just watch different movies? ❜

❛ the only person you’re going to scare is yourself. ❜

❛ 1692, 13 witches were hung in the woods, their angry spirits haunt the woods. ❜

❛ how do you know so much, about witches? ❜

❛ no, [ name ], we’ll have none of your necromancy. ❜

❛ you can bury it in the pet cemetery. ❜

❛ familiars are goblins taking on the role of animals. ❜

❛ when your fully a witch, you’ll be younger longer. ❜

❛ your only supposed to miss things after you say goodbye to them, right? ❜

❛ i am continuously missing everything. ❜

❛ now, spirits, we will wait. ❜

❛ we don’t want half - breeds at the academy. ❜

❛ and who exactly are you calling a half - breed? ❜

❛ isn’t that what you are? half witch, half mortal? ❜

❛ i’m not going to be baited and bullied by you. ❜

❛ what are you doing? ❜

❛ a curse. you’re cursing me. ❜

❛ stepped into some poison ivy, got to wash it off of me. ❜

❛ if truly i am cursed today, let water wash the hex away. ❜

❛ there’s nothing we can’t handle, as long as we’re being honest with each other. ❜

❛ we all signed the book and proudly, i might add. ❜

❛ the path of night or the path of light but not both. ❜

❛ witches without covens are easy pickings. ❜

❛ a witch hunter? is that possible? ❜

❛ could of been a movie star if chosen, like cousin montgomery. ❜

❛ when i was your age, i signed my name in the book of the beast. ❜

❛ us girls didn’t have any options back then. ❜

❛ you’ll be the death of me and i’ll be death of you. ❜

❛ i’m pretty into comics and graphic novels. ❜

❛ isn’t that why you summoned us? ❜

❛ they’re your enemies, you’ll have to do most of the work. ❜

❛ you’re not meddling in mortal affairs again, are you? ❜

❛ she annoyed me, so i killed her and buried her in the yard. ❜

❛ you could have warned me. ❜

❛ save your breath, we know you lied, you’re a terrible lair. ❜

❛ we don’t need a reason to torment mortal boys. ❜

❛ i want both, i want freedom and power. ❜

❛ he’ll never give you that, thought of you or any of us having both terrifies him. ❜

❛ eventually there will come a time when i bury you and you stay buried. ❜

❛ it’s my satan given right to kill you as many times as i please. ❜

❛ it’s better to forget the mortal world. ❜

❛ how clever, you’re dressed as your future. ❜

❛ are you willing to place our dark lord above all other’s in your life? ❜

❛ show me mercy, please .. please, dark lord. ❜

❛ i am worthy of your love by kissing your beautiful feet. ❜

❛ i admire your defiance, girl/boy. ❜

❛ you think you can defeat me? you cannot. ❜

❛ your flesh is mortal and in the end, all mortal flesh must burn. ❜

❛ i’m not going to the academy to hook up with hot warlocks. ❜

❛ i’m going to learn how to defeat the dark lord. ❜

❛ what about classes like conjuring, rituals, demonology? ❜

❛ why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time? ❜

❛ i don’t need you to tell me my business. ❜

❛ this .. this was a mistake. ❜

❛ the thing i carved more than anything in the world was revenge. ❜

❛ we’re going to play a game. ❜

❛ perhaps your life could do with more purpose. ❜

❛ must you be negative about every idea that i have? ❜

❛ a demon, demon. a scary demon. ❜

❛ not the devil, [ name ], a demon, in the house. ❜

❛ what do you mean a demon? what kind of demon? ❜

❛ now that is how you trap a demon. ❜

❛ never open a magic box if you don’t know what’s inside it. ❜

❛ mother of demons? you abandoned me, mother. ❜

❛ i believe, i’m in the wrong nightmare … ❜

❛ well, now that you’ve done it, how’s it taste? your heat? ❜

❛ you know what they say, you can’t polish a turd. ❜

❛ once i wake you up, you must run. ❜

❛ praise satan! ❜

❛ can witches perform exorcisms? ❜

❛ my mortal friends are talking about demons, what if they talk about witches next? ❜

❛ give me their names and i’ll make sure they stop talking about anything. ❜

❛ maybe i can find out the demon’s name and what it wants. ❜

❛ having a name is always helpful. ❜

❛ leave? why would i do that? its so nice and warm and sinful in here. ❜

❛ you’re not even here, how rude … ❜

❛ it felt like he was slithering down my throat. ❜

❛ demons have an awful sense of humor. can you blame them? they live in hell. ❜

❛ do you think that god could be punishing me? ❜

❛ so if witches can’t perform exorcisms then what can they … we do? ❜

❛ that worm will burrow its way back to hell where it belongs. ❜

❛ nothing. nothing has happened. which is the problem. ❜

❛ i mean, how am i ever going to out wit the dark lord? ❜

❛ your poor, weak, feeble heart couldn’t handle the strain, could it? ❜

❛ out wit the dark lord? why, [ name ], what ever do you mean? ❜

❛ this doesn’t happen as much as it used to, us walking home together. ❜

❛ why does it look like the texas chainsaw massacre has been nailed to our door? ❜

❛ what happened to the people? the hill people? ❜

❛ wait, you want this? you want to be sacrificed? ❜

❛ if you wanted to escape, i would happily look the other way. ❜

❛ i don’t know what happens when we die, it’s impossible to know. ❜

❛ yes but what do you believe? ❜

❛ you’re killing the mood, either get in or get out. ❜

❛ oh, you had me at boys to torment. ❜

❛ and satan knows, who we might chance upon in the woods. ❜

❛ i’ll tell ya, i’ve seen some strange things out here. ❜

❛ once a hunter, always a hunter. ❜

❛ you believe that, [ name ], after what we just saw? ❜

❛ how’s your faith in the mortal boy any different than my faith in the dark lord? ❜

❛ why is your faith more valid than mine? ❜

❛ does dying hurt? ❜

❛ are you talking about a resurrection spell? ❜

❛ necromancy is one or the darkest and dangerous of sacred magics. ❜

❛ why are we burying her here? why not just leave her in the woods? ❜

❛ why must you always assume the universe grant you special privileges? ❜

❛ there is no cheating fate. ❜

❛ you’ve crossed a line. no, no, you’ve completely erased it. ❜

❛ there’s no reason to think that the spell will fail. ❜

❛ you’re playing with life and death and you don’t even know the basics. ❜

❛ you lied to me. you did the one thing that i told you not to do. ❜

❛ the witch you killed and brought back to life is getting sicker and sicker.

❛ you’ve opened pandora’s box. ❜

❛ we are standing in a grave, all of us and you want to dig it deeper. ❜

❛ you don’t know what i’m capable of. ❜

❛ everything has a price. ❜

❛ i can see things, things i shouldn’t be able too. ❜

❛ but what does it mean to be witch? ❜

❛ why are you virgins so aggressive? ❜

❛ i smell virgins the way rabid dogs smell blood. ❜

#meme

“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”

“Well it looks like you ate my burger!! Et tu Betty?”

#riverdaleblonde

horrificmemes

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

#meme