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How the wet intestines do you possibly edit text files‽
I use notepad like a regular nerd
I'm sorry this isn't a take this isn't me giving my stance on different methods of editing text files this is just me stating that I do not edit text files with anything other than notepad
how the wet intestines do you edit text files?
notepad
literally anything else
I do not edit text files
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good news we don’t have to specify “transfem Jax” anymore we can just say Jax !!!
happy pride to transfem jax,,, anytime someone draws transfem jax fairies are born and flowers bloom...
the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this
- Velký noční hlídač / Watchman
- author of the videomaping Milan Cais
-photography ©ČTK, ©David Peltán, MAFRA.
how do we get them to stop doing that
they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse
the greatest of gatsbies
@mu-mimama
who turned them german mid tag ?
how do you know they were transformed midday?
why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away
turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit
this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated
even you
Even me
anyone else got problems
no you’re the only one
ok. sorry
yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting
our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.
the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.
No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.
inat's email game is wild
i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism
It feels like a convoluted form of infantilization of disabled people. Oh, I can watch a horror movie but can't read the word fuck? I can watch R-rated films, but I can't read the word shit?
It's one of two things:
1. It's deliberate infantilization of disabled people.
or 2. The puritanical impulses of American society are SO Fucking Off the Goddamn Walls at this point that most able bodied people can't recognize the cognitive dissonance of a film saying fuck but not letting the same exact adult audience read the word fuck.
it's probably both. But fuck, dude.
having a body made of meat sucks ass
we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you
kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one
Hey,
I got hired from fivrr to make a post on this account.
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to reply to any tags or reblog some specific post. She gave me no instructions other than "poast good pleaze im so freaking tiredd," whatever that means. Reblog this one a lot so she'll tip me i guess. I should go back to driving Lyft, this is humiliating.
Thanks.
this survey is an experiment to test how well my ideas for the eventual third "how many Super Mario games are there?" survey (which will be
here's another playtest for my ideas for the eventual hmsmgat3 survey! this one's about lotr. let me know if this format works!
